Oh Marvelous Net

GNJ_Fury: Attention all agents
GNJ_Fury: Please report directly to the highest level agent on duty, Iron Man or his Avengers
GNJ_Fury: I have inhereted a power and must be removed from the field
GNJ_Fury: No one is legally allowed to report to me util all of my records have been changed to 'female'

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To:n_fury@shield.gov
From:rubrducky_ur_d1@shield.gov

<rubrducky_ur_d1@shield.gov>

Some holiday cheer!

( NSFW! especially If Fury is right behind you! )

( RubrDucky_Ur_D1 wishes to Privately chat with you. Do you accept?  )

Interoffice IM p_wizzy to GNJ_Fury

My office still smells of shit. Fix it you bleedin' toerag.

( From n_fury@shield.gov )

[Incoming request for video conference, unknown caller.
S.H.I.E.L.D. trace ineffective.]

( Within a small envelope is an invitation, its contents written in gold lettering )

Nick tapped his fingers on his desk as he waited for Ms. Darkholme to answer her phone. It was his last bit of work for the day and then he had to rush home to ready for his dinner out. He was feeling less-than-patient at the moment.

[Text Message to: Tony, Pepper, Wanda, Pietro, Cap, Cassie]

New Years Eve. 9 pm. My apartment. Party. RSVP. Plus One. Yeah, the kids are allowed.

[Email to all S.H.I.E.L.D. employees: Kitty, Jessica, Pete]

The Director will be having a New Years Eve party at his apartment at 9 pm. S.H.I.E.L.D. employees welcome with one guest. Please RSVP.

[Email to Susan Storm]

Susan,

It was nice catching up with you at Stark's Christmas party. I was wondering if you'd be interested in coming to a party I'm throwing on New Year's Eve. Good for networking and you'd get to meet some S.H.I.E.L.D. employees. Let me know.