I don't like being told I'm being held captive and that I can't leave. That message on the tablet was really creepy. I'm happy that I am not the only one from home here. Everyone alright?
I shouldn't find this as bloody interesting as I do but at least whoever kidnapped us brought my cats along. And they're enjoying having a house to run around in, instead of a shitty flat. Time to start investigating.
What is this magic tablet with all these words? I could not read nor write before. And these quarters are so fine... Have I been kidnapped by the Romans? Am I to be a slave?
Okay am I hallucinating again? I need to get back home my friends need my help. This really isn't funny! I demand to be sent back home. Where am I exactly though?