So, I guess I can now officially say something.
I was offered the position as team healer for Mother Russia. And after a very long conversation with my mother who only threw
one pan at my head for it (which, for anyone keeping score, is a record low for this sort of subject being brought up), I have accepted the position.
Also, in case anyone was betting, since people were betting on weird and illogical things, Conrad is now in fact that favorite son at the moment. And I can live with it, since the Russians are going to pay me quite well. It'll feel good to flex those language skills on an every day basis
and see if I can't find any clues.
Будем здоровы(To our health...since...logical.)