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Malachi Allen ([info]madtotalk) wrote in [info]noexits,
@ 2022-05-17 12:01:00

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Entry tags:!network post, original character: hugh christian, original character: malachi allen, the magicians: eliot waugh, ₴ inactive: julia sowinski, ₴ inactive: yennefer, → week 037 (little cakes)

Derleth, please. Please. Please.

Why am I cooking breakfast, lunch and dinner? The last thing I ever cooked - and I mean that in the loosest sense of the word - as a human was a grilled cheese that I doused with whiskey and set on fire.

And I ate it.


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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Yea, but they run the risk of ending up in tabloids with whoppin' headliners like 'they only shower once a year!'.

Totally not worth it.

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[info]superspeech
2022-05-17 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I had the pleasure of seeing how they looked for myself when I had flings with some co-stars. 0/10 wouldn't recommend because then they get really mean when you find out that you're going to continue being a regular in the next season but they'll be downgraded to occasional appearance.

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 09:39 pm UTC (link)
What about Bradley Cooper? He looks like he'd smell of Old Spice.

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[info]superspeech
2022-05-17 09:43 pm UTC (link)
Never met him but if I had, you'd catch me doing the most embarrassing poises to get him to notice me.

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Are you stuck telling the truth?

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