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Malachi Allen ([info]madtotalk) wrote in [info]noexits,
@ 2022-05-17 12:01:00

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Entry tags:!network post, original character: hugh christian, original character: malachi allen, the magicians: eliot waugh, ₴ inactive: julia sowinski, ₴ inactive: yennefer, → week 037 (little cakes)

Derleth, please. Please. Please.

Why am I cooking breakfast, lunch and dinner? The last thing I ever cooked - and I mean that in the loosest sense of the word - as a human was a grilled cheese that I doused with whiskey and set on fire.

And I ate it.


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[info]wampir
2022-05-17 02:29 pm UTC (link)
is this a malkavian thing?

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 02:39 pm UTC (link)
A cupcake thing and I hope I didn't burn the meat.

But I've been waving at people. They can't see me.

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[info]wampir
2022-05-17 03:11 pm UTC (link)
sometimes i see people not there

where are you now?

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, there's ghosts here. Did I forgot to mention that? Like real ghosts, not Malkavian hallucinations.

Kitchen.

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[info]wampir
2022-05-17 03:13 pm UTC (link)
maybe i can see you

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(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wampir, 2022-05-17 05:23 pm UTC

[info]seattleite
2022-05-17 06:23 pm UTC (link)
So you basically Christmas Puddinged your grilled cheese.

How did that work out?

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Scraped off the worst of the burnt bits until it was just crunchy.

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[info]seattleite
2022-05-17 06:31 pm UTC (link)
And you're currently cooking every meal? I hope not all grilled cheese with whiskey?

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Nah, there's menu of sorts. I'll just feel compelled to cook something specific.

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[info]professorwaugh
2022-05-17 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I know you probably don't want to hear this, but the food is amazing. Thank you, but also? Maybe take a break and stop?

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 07:51 pm UTC (link)
It's the fucking cupcake. But it's also the best thing I've had since 1973.

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[info]professorwaugh
2022-05-17 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Okay. I am ... very high right now and a little drunk but ... I can start checking the campus for cursed items. Let me know if you find any suspicious muffin tins. ...Did you touch a suspicious muffin tin after reset?

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 07:57 pm UTC (link)
I could telepathically 'unhigh' you, but it sounds like you need to be in an altered state of mind right now. Do you think you could tap some blood while you're like this

Sweetheart, I'm a vampire. I've got no business touching suspicious muffin tins.

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[info]professorwaugh
2022-05-17 07:59 pm UTC (link)
That's very thoughtful of you. I should want you to telepathically 'unhigh' me, but I really don't.

I actually kind of like you calling me sweetheart.

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(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]professorwaugh, 2022-05-17 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]professorwaugh, 2022-05-17 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]professorwaugh, 2022-05-17 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]professorwaugh, 2022-05-17 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]professorwaugh, 2022-05-17 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gooseberries, 2022-05-17 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gooseberries, 2022-05-17 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gooseberries, 2022-05-17 09:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gooseberries, 2022-05-17 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gooseberries, 2022-05-17 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gooseberries, 2022-05-18 02:41 am UTC

[info]delegations
2022-05-18 12:01 am UTC (link)
I think I know where the cursed item is.

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(no subject) - [info]professorwaugh, 2022-05-18 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delegations, 2022-05-18 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]professorwaugh, 2022-05-18 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delegations, 2022-05-18 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]professorwaugh, 2022-05-18 12:35 am UTC

[info]superspeech
2022-05-17 09:23 pm UTC (link)
That sounds like the worst idea for a grilled cheese. The food is absolutely amazing and I'm convinced I'm going to gain weight within the week before it. But then again, we do wake up back in our original bodies which is kind of godsend especially when we showed up here having shaved half our body already.

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 09:24 pm UTC (link)
In an apocalypse, the last thing you think about is shaving. Or so they say.

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[info]superspeech
2022-05-17 09:26 pm UTC (link)
That's because per movies, people must think they automatically lose it all, I mean you have straightened hair, bare legs and armpits, and trimmed beards almost all the time.

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Didn't your brother Wait you don't know about that It's a lot to ask from actors to look like they've been roughing it in the dirt for six years.

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(no subject) - [info]superspeech, 2022-05-17 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]superspeech, 2022-05-17 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 09:39 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]madtotalk, 2022-05-17 09:46 pm UTC

[info]orphan_x
2022-05-17 09:30 pm UTC (link)
That sounds like something my father would eat.

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tw - alcoholism
[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 09:35 pm UTC (link)
I was kind of - a functioning alcoholic.

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tw - alcoholism
[info]orphan_x
2022-05-17 09:36 pm UTC (link)
He probably would be too if alcohol affected us.

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-17 09:38 pm UTC (link)
It's totally not worth it. Ruins your liver in like, three seconds.

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[info]delegations
2022-05-17 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Your cooking is horrendous.

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[info]madtotalk
2022-05-18 12:56 am UTC (link)
Thank you so much.

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