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incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2018-04-16 13:29:00

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! journal, alec urquhart, dani miracle, maggie macdougal

Scotland, we need to have a talk about...

PLAYOFF BEARDS

What is a playoff beard?
Playoff beards are a tradition among sport teams in North America that began in the greatest league of all, the National Hockey League. When one's team reaches the playoffs, the day before playoffs begin, the players (and/or fans!) capable of growing beards shave off all their facial hair.

Do I get to keep my eyebrows?
Of course; this shouldn't even be a question. You should be ashamed of yourself for even asking.

Can I groom my beard during playoff season?
No.

When do I regain agency over my own face?
When your team is eliminated or they win!

Why should I participate this?
Because it's a tradition. And because, after Montrose's display, I suspect a fair number of you are hockey players at heart. Embrace it, my beautiful bairns.

ALEC URQUHART

Wednesday evening. Free?

DANI MIRACLE

In the interest of your interest in whether or not my well-being has, in fact, been well, I have decided to share with you a very confidential document. More sensitive sections have been redacted to protect the innocent.

If you show it to anyone, I will end you.

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[For OOC curiosity, here is the non-redacted version.]

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	Alec/Maggie wrecktify 2018-04-17 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure about that? Because I may be open to suggestions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2018-04-18 11:30 am UTC (link)
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	3h later ohlaird 2018-04-18 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	(ooc: after wandering off because he has no response and what do you SAY??? Finally comes back for a short scribble because leaving that unanswered seems worse. Right. Okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2018-04-18 02:46 pm UTC (link)
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	Alec/Maggie wrecktify 2018-04-18 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be in a jumper and jacket. And trousers, in case that bit wasn't quite clear enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alec/Maggie ohlaird 2018-04-18 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	I can do jumper. Could've been robes or a skirt for all I know ~~wasn't going to ask~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alec/Maggie wrecktify 2018-04-18 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's a quid match that Portree isn't playing. It's not arithmancy, love, it's a casual affair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alec/Maggie ohlaird 2018-04-18 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	Well then what's the colour of the team we're cheering for? Or do you decide on the day? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alec/Maggie wrecktify 2018-04-18 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	Both! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Looks at his message 10min after that ohlaird 2018-04-18 02:07 pm UTC (link)
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