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Here I was off on me tod when a sweet young lass offered me something she called a Mai Tai. Right colourful it was, but sweet as hell. Reminded me of mead ... but worse. What's wrong with a simple pint of ale? Or some good whiskey? Shite in a glass is what it is?

I think I'm getting rusty. I had a lovely, long dinner with a gorgeous guy, everything was going fantastic, and then he got a call and had to bail. At least he paid the bill before vanishing in a cab.

Sometimes, I miss the old days when I had a sure thing going on. Modernity is rough.