threading/network

Let's have a song today. Because I can't really be arsed to think of anything more clever to post. I'm sure you're all devastated.

And if this river don't drown me
It's down I'll mean to roam
For I'm a river driver
And I'm far away from home

Here I was off on me tod when a sweet young lass offered me something she called a Mai Tai. Right colourful it was, but sweet as hell. Reminded me of mead ... but worse. What's wrong with a simple pint of ale? Or some good whiskey? Shite in a glass is what it is?