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natasha ([info]andwolves) wrote in [info]momadness_net,
@ 2021-04-07 14:07:00

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Entry tags:marvel: sharon carter, marvel: steve rogers, ~inactive: diana prince, ~inactive: eddie diaz, ~inactive: grace ryder, ~inactive: natasha romanoff, ~inactive: peter parker (mcu)

When I went into the showers, I put three of my towels on the warming rack next to the shower stall.

When I came out of the shower fifteen minutes later, there were zero towels on the warming rack.

Somebody fess up.


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[info]andwolves
2021-04-07 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Barnes. I'm fucking with you. Take a breath, yeah?

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 02:05 am UTC (link)
Oh. Right.

Welp, I'm a dope.

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 02:06 am UTC (link)
Great ass, though.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 06:39 am UTC (link)
Uh, thanks.

You have a pretty great ass yourself.

I can say that, right?

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 06:40 am UTC (link)
This is genuinely the first time I've laughed in about a week and a half, Barnes, thank you for all of this.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 06:45 am UTC (link)
Uh, you're welcome.

Guess you can laugh at my great ass anytime?

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 06:46 am UTC (link)
Steve didn't let me find him a girlfriend, so I'm going to enjoy finding one for you.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 06:49 am UTC (link)
wait, what?

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 06:51 am UTC (link)
It's gonna be a project, you'll enjoy it. We'll get you on the apps.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 06:53 am UTC (link)
What's an app?

You know....the last time someone made me a project, it didn't turn out great for me.

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 06:53 am UTC (link)
This is a different kind or project. You'll love it. Oh the places you'll go, etc, et al.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 06:56 am UTC (link)
Okay, you're scaring me now.

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 06:57 am UTC (link)
You said you like movies, right? And dancing? Don't worry, I can handle setting it all up.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 06:58 am UTC (link)

Is this a blind date thing?

Nat, this is a bad idea.

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 06:59 am UTC (link)
This is a perfect idea. You need practice. Anonymous strangers are easy to practice on.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 07:11 am UTC (link)
I'm over 80 years old and I have a metal arm. You don't think that's going to lead to a total disaster?

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 07:13 am UTC (link)
1. Everybody lies about their age online.
2. Long sleeves.
3. Gloves.


And y es, I think it'd be good for you to go out to dinner and practice the art of casual conversation and mild flirtation with some very pretty boy or girl who has no expectations beyond that. Gotta get your feet wet at some point, and you seem like you're better at listening to sense than Steve.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 07:16 am UTC (link)
Great....

Boy or.

Am I that obvious?

...

Fine.

I can't believe I'm agreeing to this. But, if it makes you happy, it'll be worth it.

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 07:18 am UTC (link)
One date. If it's terrible, you never have to do it again until I pull out my lecture about the importance of getting back on the horse after an appropriate amount of time.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2021-04-08 07:20 am UTC (link)
Right.

But you don't get to dress me. I've seen those movies. This isn't one of those movies.

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[info]andwolves
2021-04-08 07:20 am UTC (link)
oh come on.

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