[ groooooooooggy, low voice ]

That was... probably the worst decision I've ever made...

Sorry to everyanyone I upset... if I did... or threw up on or by... if I did...

<sub>[Nana's sitting on her bed, brushing a few strands of pink hair out of her equally pink eyes, touching her horns gently before setting her hands down on her lap. It always feels weird to touch things when she can't feel them directly because of her limbs being fake.

She seems a little nervous, if not lost, but she focuses when she looks at the camera and asks her question.]</sub>

Um...Nana was wondering...

Well...Nana heard that a school is a place where people go to learn things and Nana doesn't really...know a lot of things so Nana was wondering...

Can anyone go to school? Would Nana be allowed to? Nana would really like to go to school!

_{[ooc: OTL EDITED BECAUSE I'M RETARDED AND DIDN'T SEE THE POST ABOUT A SCHOOL ALREADY hurrrrr otl self /headdesks]}

[ Musing ]

I do believe Sentience knew it was going to be leaving us. Or had an inkling.

[She draw a deep breath before speaking. This is her first public network announcement since she and Suzaku last spoke. It's even something she hopes he might be interested in. She hopes many people will be.]

Hello everyone,

[She wants to start by saying she and Lelouch were talking and they had an idea, but to admit that to Cornelia...]

I was wondering how many of you would be interested in starting a school here. I know there are many of us who were probably unable to finish our education. I realize there are study tools for people to do this independently, but there is something nice about actually going to school and having classmates, isn't there? At least I think so.

We would need teachers and students and probably someone to really organize it since it wouldn't really be fair for a student to do that, but I want to help in any way I can!

Well, what do you all think?

Okay! Today is the day! I am owed dates and meetings with several people still. I want to start by making sure all the vampires that I won or made a deal with are ready to sit down and talk with me! In two hours time I want all of you to meet me in the kitchen so I can talk to all of you. Yes, this includes the grumpy one with the cat. I don't care how many times you say no, your friends will all be there. If you're a vampire and not invited, you can come too. I just want to know about your different worlds.

Oh yeah. Kyon! You better not be late or it will be the death penalty! Don't forget paper and pens, because you need to take notes! Just consider this a brigade activity for today, and don't slack on the notes like you do in class. I sit behind you and know you spend half your time doodling in your notebook! That means you need to be there too Mikuru!

Anyone else I won dates with, we need to schedule a time. Especially the guy that I got for free that promised to play games, cross-dress and read my mind! I'm not letting you off the hook just because you bargained to get me to stop bidding. Payment is mandatory, after all!

[Looks as if she's done and actually turns off the video function, but it flashes back on again.]

Oh! And before I forget. Kyon and Mikuru arrived here yesterday. They are my subordinates and will likely be doing observations for me. But keep in mind, they already belong to me! As cute as Mikuru is, you can't have her. She's already filling my moe quota!

But I need costumes for her. Maid, waitress...anything you can find! If I don't find anything good I might have to see if anyone can make some for her.

[While shifting in his sleep, he has somehow turned on the video option of his headset. So take a gander at the sleeping Kyon and the noticeable trace of drool lingering at the corner of his mouth.

Brown eyes open slowly, very much like they do every morning when his alarm clock or cell phone blares in his ears. His lids open and close several times before sheer laziness isn't enough to ignore the unfamiliar ceiling looming above his head. Even as he blinks and makes a face at it. Yup. Still unfamiliar.

Oh brother. What did Haruhi do now?

Wincing, he sits up, his hand lifting to his head as he does.

What's this?

Some sort of headset. And a message. As Kyon reads his welcome letter, it quickly becomes apparent by the sour expression on his face that he is not amused. In fact--

Wait! WHAT?!]

llegal Use of Firearms? And LUST?! What does that even--? Oh, come on, Haruhi. What kind of messed up scenario has your boredom dragged me into this time?

[He stands up quickly, trying to figure out how to get the damn thing off his head.

I really need to have a word with that girl about her twisted sense of humor and the fact that I'm tired of waking up in foreign, not to mention highly irrelevent, places. It's creepy!]

[Groggy, an incredibly beautiful young girl moans slightly, pushing up from her spot on the ground. She appears dazed and confused, her hair a little messy.]

W...What...just...happened? [She rubs her eyes, and her words might seem a bit disjointed.] K-Kyon-kun...? Ah-- [She starts to appear alarmed, but her movements are slow and wobbly, almost as though she's drunk. She tries to push herself up and stumbles several times.] No---I...I have to call. [She's urgent now but her words are slightly slurred as tears form in her eyes before she abruptly pauses....and then  weakly begins patting her body as though in search for something.]

TPDD....TP..DD...no...n-no...where is the TPDD...!