Axel || viii (memorization) wrote in marinasylum, @ 2009-08-04 22:37:00 |
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[voice] Open
[He sounds very much so wasted.]
Heyyy, prisoners, or as Senti affectionately puts it: criminals. You guys're boring for people who've committed crimes!! Why don't I see people runnin' 'round in the streets stormin' up chaos, huh? A little rebellion? C'mon! Make me laugh at you!
I've got a question. [Chuckle] Actually, it's more directed toward Senti, but anyone can answer: How come I'm not in the dictionaries at the local library? Y'ever looked there? Do you people read? Well...I'm sorta in there, but it's AXLE, and I sure as hell ain't a car part, right? It's about time all of Marina got t' know me better!
So, y'know...what I'm gonna fix? Under 'sexy': Axel. Under 'fire': Axel. Under 'awesome': Axel. Under 'pretty': Axel. Under 'not an idiot'...No, no, that's not a word. But I'm definitely not an idiot, got it memorized?
Hey, hey. To a guy named LELOUCH? What kinda name is that, and what color is your hair? Is it pink? Can I see it?
GRELL! I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. Still think I'm pretty?
MARLUXIA! I beeeeeaaaat youuuu~
To that chick that wanted to play with Grell's hair? What's your name, sweetheart? I like you.
Xion! God, can you bring me some ibuprofen?
Euphemia, was it? I think Saix is in love with you. Am I invited to the wedding? You have pink hair, he says, and I think he really, really likes that. Keep it up.
Roxas! I love you, man.
[OOC: He's...very drunk right now, in case you couldn't tell, so, please, be patient with poor Axel. He only wants a little attention. ♥]