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calamitygod (calamitygod) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-04-11 12:43:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, jun kanzaki, kamui, nico di angelo, sam winchester, shin-ah, yato, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | [Video]
[Laughter, like grating white noise or the friction between grains of sand.]

"Aha-HAHA!"

[Shackled by his own amusement, he sits with a hand over his face, as if it could somehow shield his shit-eating grin. If he had known getting arrested meant serving life as a fancy free loader with some sick tech, he would have opted for it a few decades ago. Still howling, he falls onto his back before realizing that this is probably a rather odd first impression, and to impress the masses, he needs to regain his composure. He sits up with his eyes finally open, friendly but carnivorous.]

"Fellow inmates!"

[The corners of his lips upturn again almost instantly, like the edges of sharpened knives. His voice is like honey, but all he can think is how inmates are probably some of the troubled people in the entire world—perfect suckers for him.

"Fast, reliable, I’m the delivery god Yato! A bonafide god, I’m telling you!" [So don’t question it.]

"Does anyone need any help out there? It seems like we’re all in a" [beautiful] "strange situation, right?"

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	[video] shydragon 2016-04-11 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	[Shin-Ah is....really confused. Eye covered by cloth he just stares at the man.] ...Ao. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: [video] calamitygod 2016-04-12 03:36 am UTC (link)
	[The smile fades into a slight grimace-some people of these people just seemed like they actually might belong in a prison. "Ao?" Was that a name? The color blue? "Ow" but pronounced a bit oddly?" What are you asking dude? Use your words. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[video] shydragon 2016-04-12 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	[Now that wasn't really nice... It was like the color blue, but she wasn't blue at all.] ...ah. [He wasn't very good at this.] My friend Ao isn't with me...or she's missing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [video] calamitygod 2016-04-13 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Missing you say? Well I'm not a policeman, but I might be able to do some snooping for you? [As you seem like a real sucker, or a lost child-one from a horror film at that.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Video nico_di_angelo 2016-04-11 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	[Nico doesn't want to deal with any of this crap. Not today. Not ever again. He gives Yato a very critical once-over and rolls his eyes. Fine. Whatever.] God of deliveries? Can you find things too, or just move them from one place to another? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Video calamitygod 2016-04-12 03:43 am UTC (link)
	[After hearing the emphasis on "deliveries" Yato perks up, clearly eager to describe all the infinite interpretations.] But of course!? [Finding things was one of the easiest deliveries, especially when compared to "man from sin" and "babies".] I'll do any sort of job, for a price. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Video nico_di_angelo 2016-04-12 04:27 am UTC (link)
	[He rolls his eyes about as high as they can go.] Of course there's a price. There's always a price, isn't there? How do I even know you're a real god and not some scam artist? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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calamitygod
2016-04-12 04:44 am UTC (link)

[This skepticism is obviously wearing him thin; he glares and swallows. Normally he might have had proof of his divinity, but here he lacked his divine weapon (that stupid brat) and pretty much everything that separated him from a common mortal. Even back home, he had no shrine.

Still, he is starting to get angry.]

Things aren't just free, ya know? [Even a human could say that.]

You don't know, but why does it matter to you? I'll tell you the difference though-I'm above morality.

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	video; afternoon thatasshole 2016-04-12 12:17 am UTC (link)
	And I thought International Donut Day was ridiculous. Since when do pizza boys get their own god? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: video; afternoon calamitygod 2016-04-12 03:52 am UTC (link)
	[Unbridled shock spreads across the God's face, pure disbelief. THERE"S A DAY ONLY FOR DO- [But then he regains his pride, just a bit ruffled.] Anyone can worship me, and everyone will someday. I'm not a pizza god though. [No matter how fun that sounded.] I'm a god of wa- [No.] stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; afternoon thatasshole 2016-04-13 12:28 am UTC (link)
	A god of stuff. Wow. That's impressive. [He's not impressed.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video; afternoon calamitygod 2016-04-13 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Fuck yeah! [With a shrug reeking of casual insanity he continues, as if he's presented this case a thousand times before.] I mean, most gods choose just a few things- wine, death, the underworld, pizza, I guess-but not me. I'm the god of everything. Or I'm gonna be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	instrumented 2016-04-12 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Whatever status you are really has no weight in this place. [Y'know. Just FYI.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[video} calamitygod 2016-04-12 03:55 am UTC (link)
	[All the fun-loving drains from his face completely, as someone was blunt enough to tell him the truth he already knows. It wasn't that he even had any "status" to begin with, if he was being honest...] Shut up, even though this is a prison I'm sure there's a hierarchy. [And maybe he could get on top of that sort of thing for once?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[video] instrumented 2016-04-12 04:39 am UTC (link)
	['Blunt' definitely does fit him very well.] If there is, then those at the top are the ones who have been here the longest. The Wardens aside, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	kittenisangry 2016-04-12 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	You claim to be a god. [ Questions this. ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	calamitygod 2016-04-13 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Because I am? What, have you never heard of me? Not even once? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kittenisangry 2016-04-13 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I have not. Do you intend to force people to worship you? [ Gods do that sometimes. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	[Video] trappedinresin 2016-04-12 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	What kind of shady god gets thrown into prison? [One unimpressed vampire] (Reply to this) (Thread)

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calamitygod
2016-04-13 04:24 am UTC (link)

[He raises a finger in protest, only to lower it and chew on his lip for a second, thinking. At least this person seemed to actually believe he was indeed a god.]

You see, most gods don't actually do their jobs well at all. They just sit and drink and party all day. [Lucky.]

I guess I was so fearsome someone got scared and sent me here? If I ever get out, I'll bring down their divine punishment. [Not like I want to with all this attention and food though.]

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	[Video] trappedinresin 2016-04-13 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Your...delivery skills were so terrifying they locked you in prison? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video wisdomstar 2016-04-12 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Out of curiosity, what do you accept as payment here? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: video calamitygod 2016-04-13 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Typically I accept five yen coins, but I assume most folks around here don't have any so I'll take peanut M&MS[Especially the green ones],, homemade sandwiches, back rubs, and favors among other things. [Namely praise and compliments, the most viable form of currency.] Why do you ask? *OOC NOTE: Five yen is approximately .05 USD. A nickel. It's a nickel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video wisdomstar 2016-04-14 10:27 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, money doesn't seem to be around here, for some reason. As I said, out of curiosity. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[video] tallerthanthou 2016-04-15 04:42 am UTC (link)
	...You're a god? [You have someone's attention.] (Reply to this)