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calamitygod (calamitygod) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-04-11 12:43:00

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damon salvatore, jun kanzaki, kamui, nico di angelo, sam winchester, shin-ah, yato, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | [Video]
[Laughter, like grating white noise or the friction between grains of sand.]

"Aha-HAHA!"

[Shackled by his own amusement, he sits with a hand over his face, as if it could somehow shield his shit-eating grin. If he had known getting arrested meant serving life as a fancy free loader with some sick tech, he would have opted for it a few decades ago. Still howling, he falls onto his back before realizing that this is probably a rather odd first impression, and to impress the masses, he needs to regain his composure. He sits up with his eyes finally open, friendly but carnivorous.]

"Fellow inmates!"

[The corners of his lips upturn again almost instantly, like the edges of sharpened knives. His voice is like honey, but all he can think is how inmates are probably some of the troubled people in the entire world—perfect suckers for him.

"Fast, reliable, I’m the delivery god Yato! A bonafide god, I’m telling you!" [So don’t question it.]

"Does anyone need any help out there? It seems like we’re all in a" [beautiful] "strange situation, right?"

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	Video nico_di_angelo 2016-04-11 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	[Nico doesn't want to deal with any of this crap. Not today. Not ever again. He gives Yato a very critical once-over and rolls his eyes. Fine. Whatever.] God of deliveries? Can you find things too, or just move them from one place to another? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Video calamitygod 2016-04-12 03:43 am UTC (link)
	[After hearing the emphasis on "deliveries" Yato perks up, clearly eager to describe all the infinite interpretations.] But of course!? [Finding things was one of the easiest deliveries, especially when compared to "man from sin" and "babies".] I'll do any sort of job, for a price. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Video nico_di_angelo 2016-04-12 04:27 am UTC (link)
	[He rolls his eyes about as high as they can go.] Of course there's a price. There's always a price, isn't there? How do I even know you're a real god and not some scam artist? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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calamitygod
2016-04-12 04:44 am UTC (link)

[This skepticism is obviously wearing him thin; he glares and swallows. Normally he might have had proof of his divinity, but here he lacked his divine weapon (that stupid brat) and pretty much everything that separated him from a common mortal. Even back home, he had no shrine.

Still, he is starting to get angry.]

Things aren't just free, ya know? [Even a human could say that.]

You don't know, but why does it matter to you? I'll tell you the difference though-I'm above morality.

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	Video nico_di_angelo 2016-04-12 04:51 am UTC (link)
	It matters because I've dealt with enough gods and their head-games. I'm not falling into some trap just to get my sword back. [He shakes his head, glaring back.] What does that mean anyway, "above morality"? [He did the finger quote. They were sarcastic.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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calamitygod
2016-04-12 04:58 am UTC (link)

[This obviously surprises him.]

What other gods have you met? [Because the lot of them were assholes especially to minor, no-good gods like himself.]

You lost your sword too!? [Although Yato was fairly sure his would get arrested sooner or later, as he was a teenage delinquent.]

Nevermind "morality" for a sec, [He mimics the air quotes, but in a misplaced, friendly way.] but what is your sword like?

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	Video nico_di_angelo 2016-04-12 05:11 am UTC (link)
	[Yes, most gods were assholes. Maybe all of them. Something about power corrupts, blah blah whatever...] I don't know. A lot of gods. Hades, Pan, Apollo... [But wait. Too many questions. Um.] My sword? It's black. Stygian iron. [And he's reluctant to say anything more about it.] What do you mean, "too"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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calamitygod
2016-04-12 05:23 am UTC (link)

[Now those were real gods. The high-tier ones. Like Amaterasu and idols like that. Ugh. He longed to be that (in)famous.]

[Swords were more important now though, he listens, obviously interested.]

That sounds lovely! I haven't seen mine since I got here. [Even though he had just arrived.] He's around fourteen, blonde, angry-

[Of course, that made no sense, he had to back up five steps.]

Since I am a God and not a "scam artist" I can make dead humans into weapons. Or I could... [He had a feeling that wouldn't work, not here...]

Anyway, we're both sword-less. In a literal sense. [What a double meaning.]

Mine's bound to get arrested sooner or later, but I'm assuming you need help finding yours? You could've just said it.

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	Re: Video nico_di_angelo 2016-04-12 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Blonde and angry...? [Nico mouthed, confused, but let the explanation continue. He could make dead humans into weapons too. But not like that. Nothing like that. That was weird.] Look, you said you were a god, and no offence, but I don't have a stellar relationship with gods. But... the sooner I find my sword, the better. You said there was a price? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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calamitygod
2016-04-13 04:13 am UTC (link)

None taken. [Yato couldn't say he had a good relationship with them either, or humans, or anyone for that matter. Everyone just seemed to mock him or fear him, with no grey area in between.]

There is, but just this once- [Perhaps because this guy seemed so much like Yato's missing sword, Yukine, although he was loathe to admit that at all?]

I'll let you pay me back later. Just a sandwich or a birthday cake will do. But-I'll help you for now.

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	Re: Video nico_di_angelo 2016-04-13 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	[He's skeptical. That's it? A sandwich or a cake? There has to be a catch. But he nods.] Alright. Deal. How do we do this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Video calamitygod 2016-04-13 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	[It was easy to see this boy didn't believe him, but this is how gods really worked before they were big-shot life ruiners. They ate small, humble donations and drank faith-or so Yato firmly believes.] I'll be there. Your wish has been heard. [Finding this guy wasn't going to be easy without teleporting, but he can figure it out.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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