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calamitygod (calamitygod) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-04-11 12:43:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, jun kanzaki, kamui, nico di angelo, sam winchester, shin-ah, yato, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | [Video]
[Laughter, like grating white noise or the friction between grains of sand.]

"Aha-HAHA!"

[Shackled by his own amusement, he sits with a hand over his face, as if it could somehow shield his shit-eating grin. If he had known getting arrested meant serving life as a fancy free loader with some sick tech, he would have opted for it a few decades ago. Still howling, he falls onto his back before realizing that this is probably a rather odd first impression, and to impress the masses, he needs to regain his composure. He sits up with his eyes finally open, friendly but carnivorous.]

"Fellow inmates!"

[The corners of his lips upturn again almost instantly, like the edges of sharpened knives. His voice is like honey, but all he can think is how inmates are probably some of the troubled people in the entire world—perfect suckers for him.

"Fast, reliable, I’m the delivery god Yato! A bonafide god, I’m telling you!" [So don’t question it.]

"Does anyone need any help out there? It seems like we’re all in a" [beautiful] "strange situation, right?"

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	video; afternoon thatasshole 2016-04-12 12:17 am UTC (link)
	And I thought International Donut Day was ridiculous. Since when do pizza boys get their own god? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: video; afternoon calamitygod 2016-04-12 03:52 am UTC (link)
	[Unbridled shock spreads across the God's face, pure disbelief. THERE"S A DAY ONLY FOR DO- [But then he regains his pride, just a bit ruffled.] Anyone can worship me, and everyone will someday. I'm not a pizza god though. [No matter how fun that sounded.] I'm a god of wa- [No.] stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; afternoon thatasshole 2016-04-13 12:28 am UTC (link)
	A god of stuff. Wow. That's impressive. [He's not impressed.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video; afternoon calamitygod 2016-04-13 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Fuck yeah! [With a shrug reeking of casual insanity he continues, as if he's presented this case a thousand times before.] I mean, most gods choose just a few things- wine, death, the underworld, pizza, I guess-but not me. I'm the god of everything. Or I'm gonna be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; afternoon thatasshole 2016-04-13 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	And how exactly does one become a god of "everything"? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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