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calamitygod (calamitygod) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-04-11 12:43:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, jun kanzaki, kamui, nico di angelo, sam winchester, shin-ah, yato, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | [Video]
[Laughter, like grating white noise or the friction between grains of sand.]

"Aha-HAHA!"

[Shackled by his own amusement, he sits with a hand over his face, as if it could somehow shield his shit-eating grin. If he had known getting arrested meant serving life as a fancy free loader with some sick tech, he would have opted for it a few decades ago. Still howling, he falls onto his back before realizing that this is probably a rather odd first impression, and to impress the masses, he needs to regain his composure. He sits up with his eyes finally open, friendly but carnivorous.]

"Fellow inmates!"

[The corners of his lips upturn again almost instantly, like the edges of sharpened knives. His voice is like honey, but all he can think is how inmates are probably some of the troubled people in the entire world—perfect suckers for him.

"Fast, reliable, I’m the delivery god Yato! A bonafide god, I’m telling you!" [So don’t question it.]

"Does anyone need any help out there? It seems like we’re all in a" [beautiful] "strange situation, right?"

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	[Video] trappedinresin 2016-04-13 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Your...delivery skills were so terrifying they locked you in prison? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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calamitygod
2016-04-13 04:06 pm UTC (link)

[If Yato had any distinct weaknesses outside of chocolate and thrift stores, they were all in the form of cute girls. He didn't want to be scary, but he was starting to grow tired of the mix-ups. This was why he'd never advertised on the internet much.]

I guess? [All of his crimes were in quite a strange order when he'd heard them, and more than that he'd been convinced he was above the law. It didn't seem so.]

But, think about the things I delivered. The majority of them were corpses-broken in transit, see?

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	[Video] trappedinresin 2016-04-13 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	So you were the criminals lackey. [ Dude please ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Video] calamitygod 2016-04-13 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	NO! [Defensive, as always by instinct. His poor ego was at stake now.] [A sigh.] What I'm saying is, when people pray to gods, most gods are too lazy or self-absorbed to answer those prayers. I answer all of them, without discretion. Most of the people who turn to me are less than moral, and I guess I'm taking their punishment? I'm a victim. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Video] trappedinresin 2016-04-14 03:59 am UTC (link)
	It sounds a little more like willing accomplice. [But she's not here to argue overly much. He can't be worse than the majority of people here. And it doesn't sound like he's trying to hurt anyone. Just offering... deliveries.] Welcome to Marina, nonetheless, Mr. Delivery God. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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