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Tweak says, "Im not wearing underwear today"

calamitygod (calamitygod) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-04-11 12:43:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, jun kanzaki, kamui, nico di angelo, sam winchester, shin-ah, yato, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | [Video]
[Laughter, like grating white noise or the friction between grains of sand.]

"Aha-HAHA!"

[Shackled by his own amusement, he sits with a hand over his face, as if it could somehow shield his shit-eating grin. If he had known getting arrested meant serving life as a fancy free loader with some sick tech, he would have opted for it a few decades ago. Still howling, he falls onto his back before realizing that this is probably a rather odd first impression, and to impress the masses, he needs to regain his composure. He sits up with his eyes finally open, friendly but carnivorous.]

"Fellow inmates!"

[The corners of his lips upturn again almost instantly, like the edges of sharpened knives. His voice is like honey, but all he can think is how inmates are probably some of the troubled people in the entire world—perfect suckers for him.

"Fast, reliable, I’m the delivery god Yato! A bonafide god, I’m telling you!" [So don’t question it.]

"Does anyone need any help out there? It seems like we’re all in a" [beautiful] "strange situation, right?"

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	instrumented 2016-04-12 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Whatever status you are really has no weight in this place. [Y'know. Just FYI.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[video} calamitygod 2016-04-12 03:55 am UTC (link)
	[All the fun-loving drains from his face completely, as someone was blunt enough to tell him the truth he already knows. It wasn't that he even had any "status" to begin with, if he was being honest...] Shut up, even though this is a prison I'm sure there's a hierarchy. [And maybe he could get on top of that sort of thing for once?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[video] instrumented 2016-04-12 04:39 am UTC (link)
	['Blunt' definitely does fit him very well.] If there is, then those at the top are the ones who have been here the longest. The Wardens aside, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [video] calamitygod 2016-04-12 04:50 am UTC (link)
	[This was the truth, and if there was anything Yato hated, it was logical thinking. No one spoke down to him. No one.] Fine, I guess. But where are you then? [His grin returns as he laughs, sure of his own joke.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[video] instrumented 2016-04-12 06:07 am UTC (link)
	[Well; good luck, then, trying to crack his composure. Bluntness aside, he has an iron grip over his temper, and the patience of all the saints combined.] I've been here a little over a week. I really don't care about titles, though. [Being the center of attention has never interested him, although he'll act as a leader if it's really needed.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [video] calamitygod 2016-04-13 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Only a week? [All of the laughter escapes like vomit, as a crow seemed to be calling a raven black.] If you don't care, why bring it up? Is this some sort of warning? Thanks man, but I'm certain I can handle myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[video] instrumented 2016-04-13 06:21 am UTC (link)
	[Nope. Not ruffled by the laughing. Although his reply is on the dry side.] Because you're a god, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [video] calamitygod 2016-04-13 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	E-X-A-C-T-L-Y [He punctuates each letter with his finger, like the conductor of a grand orchestra. The syllables all spill out, sing song.] Don't worry though, I'm benevolent. Even towards blunt weirdos like you. [Unless someone bribed him otherwise, but for now he couldn't really be picky with his friends or followers.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[video] instrumented 2016-04-14 12:54 am UTC (link)
	[. . . Yato, stop. Just. Stop.] Not that I've never been called as such before. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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