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DAY 308 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 308 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ cool with steady rains through the afternoon and evening ].

For this day only the museum will host an exhibit on [ adhesive patches of plastic used to cover the papilla in the context of burlesque dancing or athletic activities ]. Please take this opportunity to further your education.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: For this day only the museum will hold an exhibit on nipple pasties for both recreation and work! Yes, there is a gift shop!
Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )