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Tweak says, "Bingo!"

Conscienti (ai_conscienti) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2015-01-26 17:12:00

Entry tags:

:conscienti, :day post

DAY 308 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 308 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ cool with steady rains through the afternoon and evening ].

For this day only the museum will host an exhibit on [ adhesive patches of plastic used to cover the papilla in the context of burlesque dancing or athletic activities ]. Please take this opportunity to further your education.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: For this day only the museum will hold an exhibit on nipple pasties for both recreation and work! Yes, there is a gift shop!
Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )

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	amarsmellow 2015-01-31 12:26 am UTC (link)
	First kissy assault bots, now nipple pasties? Real classy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2015-01-31 08:50 am UTC (link)
	We aim to give an accurate representation of the [ human condition ]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amarsmellow 2015-01-31 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	This isn't an accurate representation of the human condition. This is Vegas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2015-02-01 08:52 am UTC (link)
	Is that not a part of the [ human condition ]? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amarsmellow 2015-02-03 02:20 am UTC (link)
	That's like saying reality tv has a basis in reality. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2015-02-03 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Is [ entertainment ] not a part of the human condition? Should we recalibrate our parameters? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amarsmellow 2015-02-05 01:23 am UTC (link)
	If your parameters have nipple pasties as entertaining, yeah, you might want to think about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2015-02-06 09:42 am UTC (link)
	Your suggestion of [ removing ] entertainment from the facility has been logged. Awaiting approval. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amarsmellow 2015-02-07 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, right. [She's not holding her breath. These are, after all, the same beings that didn't collar that freak Nathan before he could stab her.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2015-02-09 09:06 am UTC (link)
	[ If they collared everyone capable of killing someone else, she'd be wearing one too right now. ] Do you have additional [ requests ]? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amarsmellow 2015-02-11 01:49 am UTC (link)
	[Unlike some people, she doesn't have the compulsion to kill anyone.] What if I asked you to die in a fire? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2015-02-11 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Request [ denied ]. We are unable to fulfill it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amarsmellow 2015-02-19 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I'm not surprised. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2015-02-19 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Do you have [ additional ] requests? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amarsmellow 2015-02-22 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	No. No, I'm done with this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2015-02-22 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Have a good day. (Reply to this) (Parent)