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Conscienti ([info]ai_conscienti) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2014-11-17 12:27:00

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Entry tags::conscienti, :day post, tyki mikk

DAY 298 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 298 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm with the occasional drizzle in the evening ].

For this day only the museum will host an exhibit on [ waterfowl consisting of polymers of the organic compound isoprene, with minor impurities of other organic compounds plus water ]. Please take this opportunity to further your education.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: The museum will hold an exhibit on rubber duckies for this day only!
Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )



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[info]noahism
2014-11-25 01:59 am UTC (link)
Alright, so give me the top five. I'm listening.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2014-11-26 09:57 am UTC (link)
[ Smith, do you see Mary grinning at you across the office. With all their white, sharp little teeth. ]

The individual in question has won [ employee of the month ] twice.

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[info]noahism
2014-11-26 10:57 pm UTC (link)
[Riveting.] What else?

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[info]ai_conscienti
2014-11-27 09:17 am UTC (link)
They came third in a junior championship in [ A sound that must've been a word on some planet at some time but now comes across as alien static. ] in their youth.

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[info]noahism
2014-11-28 08:46 pm UTC (link)
These are the top five? [His brow is raised so high.]

I suppose they are big accomplishments for a bug.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2014-11-29 10:15 am UTC (link)
The [ importance ] of life events lie in the eyes of the one who lived them.

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[info]noahism
2014-11-29 11:19 pm UTC (link)
That's what people who haven't accomplished truly great things tell themselves.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2014-11-30 02:08 pm UTC (link)
What are your accomplishments, inmate [ Tyki Mikk ]?

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[info]noahism
2014-11-30 10:28 pm UTC (link)
My, are we getting defensive?

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[info]ai_conscienti
2014-12-01 12:41 pm UTC (link)
We are not programmed for that [ emotion ].

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[info]noahism
2014-12-02 09:02 am UTC (link)
I'm sure you're not. Did the bug create you? That'd explain it.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2014-12-03 11:36 am UTC (link)
[ Incorrect ].

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[info]noahism
2014-12-06 12:11 am UTC (link)
This bug is impressing me less and less by the second.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2014-12-06 09:47 am UTC (link)
We apologize for the [ disappointment ].

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