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Conscienti (ai_conscienti) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2014-11-17 12:27:00

Entry tags:

:conscienti, :day post, tyki mikk

DAY 298 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 298 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm with the occasional drizzle in the evening ].

For this day only the museum will host an exhibit on [ waterfowl consisting of polymers of the organic compound isoprene, with minor impurities of other organic compounds plus water ]. Please take this opportunity to further your education.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: The museum will hold an exhibit on rubber duckies for this day only!
Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )

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noosphere
2014-11-19 06:09 am UTC (link)

[ It's time for another episode of Poor Life Choices starring Raito Sonozaki. ]

Conscienti? I require access to the Gaia Library as well as the necessary materials to build Gaia Memories: A computer with USB input and output, USB connectivity cables, circuitboards fifteen centimeters by nine centimeters, plastic molding for the outer shells -- Then again, if you're familiar with my so-called crimes I'm sure you know what I require.

As none of the syndicate's other researchers have been abducted, I also require access to some facility where I can perform testing. For that I'll need hospital-style beds with straps to restrain my subjects.

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	ai_conscienti 2014-11-19 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Please elaborate on the [ purpose ] of your request. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noosphere 2014-11-19 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	To flourish. To improve. To become the best I can possibly be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-20 08:09 am UTC (link)
	[ Self improvement ] can be achieved through many methods. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noosphere 2014-11-20 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	This is my method. I was told that I need simply ask you for the things I need. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-22 09:10 am UTC (link)
	[ Asking ] is not a guarantee for [ receiving ]. [ Do you feel trolled yet. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noosphere 2014-11-22 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	[ Extremely. :\| He bangs a fist on the kiosk. ] I will not allow my talents to go to waste! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-24 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	[ Talent ] is only wasted if it is not realized to its true potential. Material aids are [ irrelevant ]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noosphere 2014-11-24 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	My talent unfortunately does not include the ability to materialize things out of thin air. Just as a chef cannot cook without ingredients, my talent cannot be realized without material aids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-26 09:56 am UTC (link)
	There is a [ library ] in Sector 2. Is this not sufficient? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noosphere 2014-11-26 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	It is far from sufficient. Even setting aside the inconvenience of manual searching, it does not have all of the information I require. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-26 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Additional literature may be requested at a [ cost ]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noosphere 2014-11-26 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	[ He frowns. And then he realizes. ] These 'rehabilitation points'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-26 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	[ Correct ]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noosphere 2014-11-26 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Would they also allow me access to the other materials I need? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-26 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	To an extent. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[kiosk] noahism 2014-11-21 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Yo. [How rare is it that Tyki bothers with the kiosk?] Can you tell me anything about the ugly little bug that did something or other to design this place? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-21 10:27 am UTC (link)
	[ Hey, that's their colleague you're talking about! ] [ Correct ]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2014-11-22 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Well? Tell me they're more than just a creepy crawly. What did they do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-22 09:04 am UTC (link)
	[ Correct ]. The individual in question is more than a [ creepy crawly ]. As for their accomplishments, please [ specify ] your question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2014-11-23 05:50 am UTC (link)
	What exactly did they do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-24 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	They have lived a long and productive life. Detailing the individual actions in that life would require more time than your [ organic ] form is capable of sustaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2014-11-25 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Alright, so give me the top five. I'm listening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-26 09:57 am UTC (link)
	[ Smith, do you see Mary grinning at you across the office. With all their white, sharp little teeth. ] The individual in question has won [ employee of the month ] twice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2014-11-26 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	[Riveting.] What else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-27 09:17 am UTC (link)
	They came third in a junior championship in [ A sound that must've been a word on some planet at some time but now comes across as alien static. ] in their youth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2014-11-28 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	These are the top five? [His brow is raised so high.] I suppose they are big accomplishments for a bug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-29 10:15 am UTC (link)
	The [ importance ] of life events lie in the eyes of the one who lived them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2014-11-29 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	That's what people who haven't accomplished truly great things tell themselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-11-30 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	What are your accomplishments, inmate [ Tyki Mikk ]? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2014-11-30 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	My, are we getting defensive? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-12-01 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	We are not programmed for that [ emotion ]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2014-12-02 09:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you're not. Did the bug create you? That'd explain it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-12-03 11:36 am UTC (link)
	[ Incorrect ]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2014-12-06 12:11 am UTC (link)
	This bug is impressing me less and less by the second. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2014-12-06 09:47 am UTC (link)
	We apologize for the [ disappointment ]. (Reply to this) (Parent)