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Tweak says, "y'arr mateys"

MarinaNova NPCs (marinanova_npc) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-06-05 20:18:00

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Day 222 — Mandatory activity mingle
[ It's a wonderful, stormy day here in Squall Asylum and vacation time is officially over! Your gracious overlords have worked out a light itinerary for you today and they expect you to keep it.

Get in line to pick up your food rations for the day. Eat breakfast if you have time for it, or perhaps you'd rather skip this one time and save yourself the discomfort during the two hours of exercise that follow. Jogging, jumping jacks or perhaps impromptu team sports, whatever you end up doing you bet you'll come out exercised in the end!

Should you not want to participate... well. We have ways to make you join in. Anyone reluctant to get their heart rate up will get a helpful electric prod by one of the bots until they comply. Tough cookies.

Luckily you'll get a chance to wash off that sweat (hope you're not shy, the wash room can get crowded) before it's time for the silent game for an hour, followed by lunch. The day is not over yet though! There's still time for a couple of hours of hard labor tending to the crops, doing laundry or perhaps breaking bricks in the yard. To make sure none of the inmates are broken this is also the time for mandatory physical checkups — bots will guide you to the hospital. No ifs or buts. The violation of personal privacy is for your own good, we promise.

Isn't it nice, being in prison? ]

((ooc: This mingle takes place during all of day 222. A bullet-point for of the itinerary can be found here, where we also encourage you to direct any questions. Event info is here if you need it. ))

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	skulltop 2013-07-12 03:00 am UTC (link)
	[COUGHS.] So is it...better? Doing the. Um. Doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redclayheroics 2013-07-12 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	I guess? I mean, it's uh. Different. It ain't like you gotta do it or somethin', but if you're curious I think you should go for it. Just, uh. Take it slow an' be careful an' all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-14 08:58 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid I don't know much about the whole...procedure. In general. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redclayheroics 2013-07-15 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Well, uh... [ Clearing his throat. Is this the best place for it? What the hell. ] What, uh... what do you want to know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-24 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Well...um. How does it all work, first of all? Between two folks sliced from the same loaf! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redclayheroics 2013-07-24 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's... not that different from bein' with a girl. A little trickier, I guess. [ Pause. ] Have, uh... have you been with a girl? You know how it works? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-24 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	[He flusters some more.] No... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redclayheroics 2013-07-24 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	[ .....Oh boy. ] Nothin' wrong with that... maybe it'd be easier if you told me what you know and then we'll go from there. [ Surprise sex ed in the prison shower, whodathunkit? ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-24 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much... she sometimes dons herself in blue for him and, um. [welp.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redclayheroics 2013-07-24 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	[ ......oh boy. ] Yeah, that don't sound right. Okay, I'll uh... I'll explain it to you. We might wanna not be all naked in th' shower for it though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-25 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Wait!!! [FIDGETS] I know more it's just...er!! Difficult to put into words!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redclayheroics 2013-07-25 10:39 am UTC (link)
	You, uh... wanna give it a try? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-31 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	They...strip themselves accordingly... hop onto the good ol' mattress... and perhaps after a bit of romantical kissing and whatnot, the man. The man-- He- -inserts. Himself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

redclayheroics
2013-07-31 06:28 pm UTC (link)

[ A very serious nod because that is pretty much his only option aside from flailing internally. Birds and bees. Goats and springtime. This is just... helping a buddy. Nothing to be squeamish about. ]

Alright, so... you got th' basic idea down. Th' rest kinda, uh... works itself out when you're doin' it. It's kinda th' same with a guy, you just gotta uh. Use another... hole. An' that requires a little work and a whole lotta lube so you don't go hurtin' yourself.

Actually, you should probably start off with other things if you haven't already. Get used to each other, y'know?

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	' skulltop 2013-07-31 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Um. Like what? [He frowns thoughtfully.] Like... with hands? And. mouth? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redclayheroics 2013-08-01 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, like uh. Like that. It's a good way to get used t' stuff without hurtin' yourself... Unless you bite. Don't bite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-08-01 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	I- I know that much at least!! ...unless he likes it, I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redclayheroics 2013-08-02 11:20 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Unless he likes it. [ Clearing his throat. That was one image he didn't need. ] Just take it nice an' slow, alright? And if, uh... if you need t' talk or if you're wonderin' 'bout anything, I guess I could help. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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