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Someone better start explaining.

Where are we? Liz, Patti?

I'm in a strange place. This can't be right. Nothing's perfect here!

The aliens really aren't here?

How is that possible?

I desperately need a ball point pen. My hands are not meant to hold the offered quill. It took ages just to write this and it's not even very interesting.

[[Added about 10 minutes later]] My name is Kurt Wagner. I'm blue and furry and I look like a demon. I'm not one. Just... Yes. Forewarning I suppose.

What's this thing about the forest being forbidden? Because I'm a Hunter of Artemis and the forest is pretty much my hood.

So, I need clothes that I can move in. Not... robes. So I hear I should go to London, and it is far away. I am also doubting this will not be my London, and there is also the fact I will have to spend money to go there and stay and get my clothes. So I think I need a job.

Would there be an interest in people learning hand-to-hand combat or staff fighting? How do I go about that? Fighting is the only thing I really know how to do. And, well, as they say back on my world, "A sound Soul dwells within a sound Mind and sound Body."

This new tactic will never work! I'm not telling you anything!

This is...I don't even know. Tris!

I don't know what this simulation is, but it needs to be over. NOW.

This definitely isn't Arendelle. I really need to get back there urgently.

This...is not what I expected.

One of the students I believe are called first years dropped her wand which I almost stepped on. When I reached down to pick it up for her, the wand sort of leapt into my hand when I almost had it in my grasp. Do wands usually behave like this?

Is this the real life? Or is it just fantasy?

This is not good. This is not good at all. I need to get home. Now. Crona needs me, I cannot handle this. All of this is wrong. The moon is wrong, I bet the sun is wrong. The people are wrong. I know we have made a truce with the Witches, but there are too many witches here. This is not cool, and I know no one. All the souls I feel are unfamiliar.

Soul? Black☆Star? Tsubaki? Kid? Patty? Liz? Anyone? Please tell me this is a nightmare I will wake up from.

Ignore this.