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Well at least being here will give me some potential for some novel or something of the sort.

Hello, everyone.

I'm Draco Malfoy. I'm of this world, I suppose, but not of this time. I've caught up with the majority of events that have transpired since my own time, though. My mother is the Ministress of Magic.

I'd like to offer this up as a space where you can ask me any questions about anything here: the school, magic, our world, etc. We would ask that you do not speak about wizards and witches to anyone outside of the wizarding world about us.

I'm of Slytherin House. Feel free to ask me any questions.

[Added in today, June 5]

Well, happy birthday to me. I'm officially...what? 17 now. Hard to believe. Not quite sure how that works.

[Private to Hermione Granger]

How was that for playing nice, Granger? Professor now, are you?

I've noticed a few other people mentioning they will be teaching here at Hogwarts.

Hello, my name is Hermione Granger.

I used to go to Hogwarts and I was a Gryffindor. I would like all prospective Hogwarts students to know that I will be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. I have quite a lot of experience in that field, and I also taught a rather hands-on class for it when I was fifteen. Harry was the leader, but we both sort of thought of the idea.

I look forward to seeing you all in class. I will be putting together a lesson plan soon. We'll be starting off relatively simple with defensive spells such as Expelliarmus.

Good evening, I'm Peggy Carter and I was told that I was to write in this and we could communicate with one another? It is certainly a novel idea. I'm Peggy Carter and have been placed within Slytherin House for my stay here.

I see my fellow professors are announcing their classes! Well, play the trumpet fanfare because I'm teaching music for the muggle curriculum. There are so many possibilities. Music theory, learning instruments, singing, composers, perhaps some overlapping cooperation with theatre arts, Peter?

This is definitely the coolest thing that's ever happened to me - and I once got to throw bombs at a possessed teacher in Egypt, so it's not like I have nothing to compare it to. But c'mon, falling into a portal that lead to a magical castle? How is that not awesome???

Oh, right. Hi. I'm Jamie, and I'm a Hufflepuff, which I'm pretty sure is a brand of marshmallows. Um. You'll probably be seeing a lot of mes around, sorry about that in advance.

I desperately need a ball point pen. My hands are not meant to hold the offered quill. It took ages just to write this and it's not even very interesting.

[[Added about 10 minutes later]] My name is Kurt Wagner. I'm blue and furry and I look like a demon. I'm not one. Just... Yes. Forewarning I suppose.

This new tactic will never work! I'm not telling you anything!

After some conversations with the Ministress of Magic, we have decided to offer a summer program for anyone who needs to catch up on their studies for the next year. If you haven't finished the year that you were in, please be sure to register for those classes.

Additionally, we will be opening up our teaching positions as well as teaching positions for other subjects such as muggle english, arithmatic, science and social studies. If you have any knowledge in these positions, please feel free to apply with us.

If there is a subject you would like to teach that isn't one of our regular curriculum, you are welcome to discuss it with me at any time to see if it would be a viable position within our school.

We have also recently hired Dean Stavros as our new school counselor.

Headmistress Minerva McGonagall

I'd rather have travelled here in the TARDIS but I'm not complaining. One way or another I always get back to the old girl.

Now where am I? HOGWARTS! A school of magic for witches and wizards! Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus Sound advice, that.

Can it get any more interesting? Probably and I intend to find out. I'm going to Hogsmead soon to see what's there. Does anyone want to come along? I'm the Doctor, just Doctor.

Okay.... what exactly is this? I'm at Hogwarts? I was supposed to graduate.... and go to NYADA! This is unacceptable!

Okay, so.... this is England? And I'm supposed to just roll with it? I'm in Gryffindor.... whatever that means.

What in the name of Merlin am I doing back at Hogwarts? This is so strange.

Ignore this.