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Do you think the people we left know we're gone?

Well I certainly wasn't expecting this when I drew up the itinerary for this week. Good afternoon. My name is Jyuushiro Ukitake. I am a captain of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads of Soul Society. My sincerest apologies to anyone I might have startled upon my arrival. I'm feeling quite a bit better, now, though I'm told it's best for me to wait another day or so before leaving the Hospital Wing. I do look forward to meeting everyone under better circumstances.

Kurosaki-kun, that is your reiatsu I sense, isn't it?

Where am I? Why am I here? Where's Steven?

The last thing I remember is locking myself in his parents' bathroom to cry. Is this a very vivid dream?

I'm not usually one to follow crowds.. But everyone else decided to announce their classes, I guess I'll announce mine.

I'm teaching Sword Fighting. I taught it for a while at my camp, so if anyone wants to take it, feel free to.

The aliens really aren't here?

How is that possible?

So, I need clothes that I can move in. Not... robes. So I hear I should go to London, and it is far away. I am also doubting this will not be my London, and there is also the fact I will have to spend money to go there and stay and get my clothes. So I think I need a job.

Would there be an interest in people learning hand-to-hand combat or staff fighting? How do I go about that? Fighting is the only thing I really know how to do. And, well, as they say back on my world, "A sound Soul dwells within a sound Mind and sound Body."

This is...I don't even know. Tris!

I don't know what this simulation is, but it needs to be over. NOW.

This is not good. This is not good at all. I need to get home. Now. Crona needs me, I cannot handle this. All of this is wrong. The moon is wrong, I bet the sun is wrong. The people are wrong. I know we have made a truce with the Witches, but there are too many witches here. This is not cool, and I know no one. All the souls I feel are unfamiliar.

Soul? Black☆Star? Tsubaki? Kid? Patty? Liz? Anyone? Please tell me this is a nightmare I will wake up from.

All right, so I gather we're in some sort of magic place. Got it.

What's the name again? Hug...no, that's not right. Ah, whatever the hell it's called. This school thing.

And there's four houses. Sort of like Uryu, Chad, Orihime and me. See, I'd like to think Uryu would be in the smart one. Chad would be in the strong one, if there is one. Orihime is definitely in the friendly one. And I'm in...well. Brave one, I guess, or messed up one, if there is one. Not really sure what the name of it is. What was that? Started with a G. Green Door. That's what it's called! I'm sure of it. I'm in Green Door. Who else is in Green Door?

Pretty used to weird things happening around here, too. Not sure if anyone else from my world is here and whatnot, but hey, I've dealt with stranger stuff than this. I mean, you try being trained by a talking cat who can turn into a naked woman!

All right.

So what creepy thing pulled us all here in the first place? I'm used to creepy things doing stupid stuff, but this one wins so far.

I'm Ichigo Kurosaki. Gryffindor, I guess, whatever the hell that means. I'm also 17, since I see a few of you writing about that being important for some damn reason.

...and why do the ghosts seem to be flocking around me in this damn place?

Ignore this.