Lightning Rapier's Fanfic and Other Whatnots

Title: Take Me Once and then You're Gone Again
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: Silent Hill 4
Pairing: Walter/Henry (11x21)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Suggestions of boylove. If you consider the pairing, you already know how very fucked up that is.
Summary: Henry lets his wandering imagination get the best of him.
Disclaimer: Team Silent may own Silent Hill, but Walter owns Henry.
Notes: For 30_kisses on LJ theme #8 (Our Own World). Also x-posted there, long ago.

Originally posted on LJ on February 7, 2005. Moved for fear of persecution.

( Henry had long since left Eileen behind somewhere safe... )

Title: Hold It!
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: Silent Hill 4
Pairing: Walter/Henry (11x21)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Suggestions of boylove. If you consider the pairing, you already know how very fucked up that is. Also, a bit of violence.
Summary: A cassette tape and a forest attack.
Disclaimer: Team Silent may own Silent Hill, but Walter owns Henry.
Notes: For 30_kisses on LJ theme #14 (Radio-cassette player). Also x-posted there, long ago.

Originally posted on February 7, 2005. Moved for fear of persecution.

( Henry inserted the small, black cassette tape labeled 'Skinned Mike' into his tiny cassette player and waited for the worst. )

Title: With You Always
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Ace/Luffy
Rating: PG
Warnings: You have to squint to see it, but the fact still remains that any relationship between these two is, in fact, incestuous.
Summary: A quick game of hide-and-seek between the brothers.
Disclaimer: Don't sue me, Oda-sensei. I love your work too much! Besides -- it's not like I'm making money. I'm actually kind of losing it, 'cause I could, like... be... working or something. For money. Yeah.
Notes: X-posted to temps_mort on LJ (for their challenge "curtains") and kyoudai_love on LJ.

Originally posted at LJ on February 7, 2005. Moved for fear of persecution.

( Hide and Go Seek! )

Title: Secret Admirer
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Luffy-->Zoro
Rating: G
Warnings: None. Unless you're allergic to cute.
Summary: Luffy makes a Valentine's Day card for a special someone.
Disclaimer: Don't sue me, Oda-sensei. I love your work too much! Besides -- it's not like I'm making money. I'm actually kind of losing it, 'cause I could, like... be... working or something. For money. Yeah.
Notes: For luffykins on LJ.

Originally posted at LJ on Valentine's Day, 2005. Moved over for fear of persecution.

( Happy Valentine's Day! )

Title: Partners
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Luffy-->Zoro
Rating: PG
Warnings: Some implied boylove, like everything I write.
Summary: Luffy holds a conversation with his sleeping partner.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece, no, but I do kind of own this AU of it (along with teh fabulous luffykins). Still, all characters and likenesses belong to Eiichiro Oda, who I worship. A lot. Love to you, Odachi! *gomu gomu no SQUEEZE*
Notes: For luffykins on LJ. Also x-posted to temps_mort on LJ for their "Injuries" challenge.

Originally posted at LJ on February 21, 2005. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. )

Title: Can't Get You Alone
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Zoro-->Luffy
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Unfulfilled LUST! But there's hope at the end. Maybe.
Summary: Zoro needs Luffy. Luffy needs bananas.
Disclaimer: Eiichiro Oda owns One Piece, and therefore is my god.
Notes: First-person, from the perspective of Roronoah Zoro. Takes place sometime between Skypiea and Water 7, though if you haven't read the manga, this could fit in the anime timeline as being somewhere between Alabasta and the Rainbow Mist arc. Joy. There really aren't any spoilers, though. Also, x-posted at temps_mort on LJ for their "Frustrated Lust" challenge.

Originally posted at LJ on May 18, 2005. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( I think I seriously torment poor Zoro far too much. But... it's so much FUN! )

Title: The Problem with Hope
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Zoro/Luffy
Rating: PG
Warnings: Boy love! But only cuddles. No sex. I don't even think they kiss, but I could be wrong and I don't feel like re-reading the thing just to find out.
Summary: Zoro gets stood up. Luffy sleeps on Zoro's couch. Nami is a weird landlady.
Disclaimer: Eiichiro Oda owns One Piece, and therefore is my god.
Notes: I wrote this for the One Piece write-in.

Originally posted at LJ on October 15, 2005. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( Luffy is totally coming to steal all your stuff. )

Title: A Series of 100 Word Challengers
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: Silent Hill, Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: Miscellaneous, see cuts below.
Rating: From G to PG-13
Warnings: Boylove.
Summary: I wrote some 100 word challenges. I was bored in Florida. I don't do beaches. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Konami, George Lucas, Squeenix. I guess I love you all. >>
Notes: They're short. Just read them and make me happy.

Originally posted at LJ on May 1, 2005. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( Harry/Kaufmann )

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( Oh, hey, this one's not shounen ai! James&Mary. )

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( Henry/Walter. By the way, the answer to the question is no. )

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( Luke/Han. I don't play chess, lolz. )

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( Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. )

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( Riku/Sora, but not really. Hints at KH2 but no spoilers. )

Title: Promise Me, Again
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Zoro/Luffy
Rating: PG?
Warnings: This isn't even really creative, because the dialouge is straight from One Piece. I just dramatized it. I win.
Summary: Zoro makes Luffy a promise. Luffy gets called the Pirate King, so he's pretty happy.
Disclaimer: Eiichiro Oda owns One Piece, and therefore is my god.
Notes: Dialouge taken from episode 20-something (it could join a singles group--!), right after Zoro is defeated by Mihawk. I didn't change the dialouge at all.
Also, Johnny and Yosaku are in this, which makes it fucking sweet. I'd cosplay Johnny if I was cool enough, but alas, I'd fall miserably short. I'm just not that awesome.

( I won't disappoint you, Luffy. )

Title: Silent Hill
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: Silent Hill
Pairing: None.
Rating: R?
Warnings: Violence and ickiness? I mean, it's Silent Hill, so.
Summary: Harry Mason is just a tourist. A tourist with a handgun, baby!
Disclaimer: Hi, Konami Lawyers! Oh... court date? Me? Uh... I'm calling my lawyer! I want that guy from Law and Order who was in RENT! GODDAMNIT.
Notes: This was actually for Creative Writing. Then I threw it out and ended up doing something else.

Originally posted at LJ on May 30, 2006. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( The Fear of Blood Tends to Create Fear of the Flesh. )

Title: Two 100-Word Challenges
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: TeniPuri, One Piece
Pairing: Atobe/Tezuka, Zoro/Luffy
Rating: PG
Warnings: Boylove? But they're both pretty generic.
Summary: Atobe responds to Tezuka's challenge. Luffy tries his hand at being cute.
Disclaimer: I don't really know who owns TeniPuri, but it's not me. Eiichiro Oda, however, owns One Piece.
Notes: I just wrote these randomly, and since I wrote them together, I'm posting 'em together.

Originally posted at LJ on August 10, 2006. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( Prince of Tennis, Atobe/Tezuka )

( One Piece, ZoLu )

Title: Fortune Cookie Romance
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert
Rating: PG
Warnings: Suggestive boylove.
Summary: Jon wants Stephen to read his fortune. Stephen finds it amazingly appropriate.
Disclaimer: I don't own Jon or Stephen or either of the shows. Libel of the real-life people is not intended.
Notes: This idea came to me randomly and it just happened.

Originally posted at LJ on August 26, 2006. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( IN BED! AHAHAHA )

Title: Untitled
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Pairing: Jon/Stephen
Rating: PG
Warnings: Manlove.
Summary: Memories of kisses.
Disclaimer: These people own themselves. TDS & TCR are property of Viacom. This is purely fiction.
Notes: To me, this feels unfinished, but what can you do. X-posted here at tds_rps at LJ.

Originally posted at LJ on December 8, 2006. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( And they didn't kiss anymore. )

Title: Kitty Wants a Corner
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: N/A
Pairing: Stephen (Colbert) --> Paul (Dinello)
Rating: G
Warnings: Just a harmless crush.
Summary: The group plays improv games together.
Disclaimer: These people own themselves. This is purely fiction.
Notes: I played this game in my acting class all the time! This almost happened to me.

Originally posted at LJ on December 8, 2006. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( Go ask my neighbor! )

Title: Distractions
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: The Daily Show
Pairing: Stephen/Ed
Rating: PG
Warnings: Boy!flirting!
Summary: Two surprising things happen that night in a New York restaurant -- Stephen Colbert plays footsie, and figure skating becomes a contact sport.
Disclaimer: These people own themselves. This is purely fiction.
Notes: I'm actually not even a fan of this pairing. This was my pre-cursor until Rob finally grew on me. Now he's almost endearing, the asshole. Also, x-posted here at tds_rps on LJ.

Originally posted at LJ on December 8, 2006. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( Ed, that's figure skating. )

Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: The Daily Show
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Stephen finds a creative way to apologize to Jon for an argument.
Disclaimer: These people own themselves. This is purely fiction.
Notes: Written for a drabble meme for geekgirlofdoom on LJ, in which I was told to use the word "olive".

Originally posted at LJ on February 20, 2007. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( I couldn't get a whole branch. )

Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: The Office
Pairing: Gen fic (mentions of Dwight/Angela)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Desired violence against Andy. But is that really anything new?
Summary: Jim wants to know something Dwight knows. Andy gets involved.
Disclaimer: The Office, Jim, Dwight, and Andy are property of NBC and the show's creators. I just wanted to write some fic!
Notes: Written for a drabble meme for starstruck_16, in which I was told to use the word "finances". Harder than you'd think.

Originally posted at LJ on February 20, 2007. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( Gotta know the details, Tuna, c'mon!! )

Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: The Daily Show
Pairing: Ed Helms/John Oliver (my Daily Show OTP.)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Besides the fact that this pairing is technically kind of, uhm, impossible, I guess, there are none. :D
Summary: Passing time in the office.
Disclaimer: These people own themselves. This is purely fiction. Please don't sue me.
Notes: Written for a drabble meme for geekgirlofdoom on LJ, in which I was told to use the word "duck". I decided to be a pain in the ass and actually use "ducky", which is apparently really old British "slang" to mean "darling" or whatever other word you wanna call your lover.

Originally posted at LJ on February 20, 2007. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( Oh really? And just what five-year-old do I belong to? )

Title: Play On
Author: Emily lightningrapier
Fandom: The Daily Show
Pairing: Ed Helms/Rob Corddry
Rating: PGish
Warnings: Mentions of sex, slight angst
Summary: Ed invites Rob to hear the band.
Disclaimer: These people own themselves. 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' is property of Viacom, who likes to delete my music videos on YouTube. This is purely fiction. Please don't sue me.
Notes: Writen for contrelamontre on LJ prompt "music". LJ cut text taken from Ed Helm's song "All Gone to Hell", which you can download here, at the band's website.

Originally posted at LJ on February 23, 2007. Moved over because SixApart are fucking whores. :D

( Won't you stay a while -- a final reverie. )

Title: Untitled
Author: Emily lightningrapier
Fandom: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Pairing: Phoenix/Miles
Rating: PGish
Warnings: Spoilers for the second game.
Summary: Phoenix finds a way to stop feeling so nervous. Miles uses his investigating powers to let himself into Phoenix's house.
Disclaimer: Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are property of each other Capcom and their creators, who have, in interviews, stated that there is most definitely "an attraction" between the two. As if we needed confirmation.
Notes: Written for temps_mort on LJ, prompt "music".

Originally posted at LJ on March 05, 2007. Moved over here because SixApart are douchebags. :D

( The defense seems to be in love with wishing more despair upon itself. )

Title: Recipe for Suffering
Author: Emily lightningrapier
Fandom: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice for All
Pairing: Juan Corrida / Matt Engarde
Rating: R
Warnings: As always with Juan/Matt, I warn you of violence, anger, hate, foul language, self-mutilation, and a whole slew of other things. Basically anything bad you can think of? Yeah, it's going on in this relationship.

Also, spoilers for the fourth case in "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice for All". Major, major ones.
Summary: 100 drabbles detailing the relationship between Matt and Juan.
Disclaimer: Matt Engarde and Juan Corrida are property of Capcom and their creators.
Notes: I really love Juan/Matt, and I really love 100 word drabbles, and I really love prompts. SO HERE'S LIKE A MASSIVE CULMINATION OF MY LOVE IN ONE BIG PROJECT.

Prompts taken from hyakudai on LJ.

Originally posted at LJ on April 23, 2007. Moved over because SixApart are lying douchbags.

I tried my hardest to make these as close to 100 words as I possibly could.

( You wanna see a reaction? )

Title: This Is Not...
Author: Emily lightningrapier
Fandom: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Pairing: gen fic
Rating: PG
Warnings: Death. I mean, durr, it's Phoenix Wright fic. Also, major spoilers for the fourth case in PW: AA.
Summary: Gregory Edgeworth is an eternal optimist.
Disclaimer: Gregory Edgeworth and Manfred von Karma belong to Capcom and their creators.
Notes: This was written for an old temps_mort prompt in which the story was supposed to start with the phrase, "This is not the worst moment of my life". I ended up using it more through the story. Written in my call center job training class, because I'm hardcore like that.

Originally posted at LJ on May 22, 2007. Moved over because SixApart are lying douchebags.

( Put time for my 'objection' on your schedule. )

Title: The Villian
Author: Emily lightningrapier
Fandom: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Pairing: hinted Jack Hammer/Will Powers
Rating: PG-13ish
Warnings: Spoilers for case three in PW: AA. Big ones!
Summary: Will Powers just can't believe that someone could ever have ill intentions in their heart. Not even Jack Hammer.
Disclaimer: Will Powers and Jack Hammer belong to Capcom and their creators. Just borrowing.
Notes: This was written for an old temps_mort on LJ prompt, "Obscure characters". I guess they aren't too obscure, but I really wanted an excuse to write them. Written in my call center job training class, because I'm hardcore like that.

Originally posted at LJ on May 22, 2007. Moved over because SixApart are lying douchebags.

( Have another drink, my dark eyed beauty... )

Title: Let's Make This Last Forever
Author: Emily lightningrapier
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Pairing: Shuusuke Fuji / Takashi Kawamura... if you squint...
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Takashi has his doubts.
Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis does not belong to me.
Notes: This is just a random drabble. I've always really loved this pairing. Next fic I do of them, I promise, will be burning!sex.

This was originally posted to LJ on July 28, 2007. Moved over because SixApart are lying douchebags who clearly don't want my money.

This doesn't feel done to me, but no more is coming. Maybe I'll write a part two sometime or something. For now, here's this.

( Moments lasting an eternity )

Title: Gifts
Author: Emily lightningrapier
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Pairing: Shuusuke Fuji / Takashi Kawamura
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: It's Fuji's not-birthday, and Takashi has a gift for him. Little does he know, Fuji has one for him, too.
Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis does not belong to me.
Notes: So I lied about the burning sex. That was what this was SUPPOSED to lead up to, but then it just wasn't happening and I was frustrated and I'm sorry. >> Next time, I swear. As soon as I figure out how to make it happen believably.

( I have what you want )

Title: None.
Author: Emily (lightningrapier)
Fandom: Spider-Man (3, movie-verse)
Pairing: None, really. Peter-centric.
Rating: Uh… PG? PG-13? If you saw the movie, you’re good to read this. :D
Warnings: Spoilers for Spider-Man 3. If you haven’t seen it by now, you’re not going to.
Summary: Peter reflects on his feelings about Eddie Brock Venom.
Disclaimer: When I made icons of this movie, I totally made a couple of Stan Lee.
Notes: This is to jog my creativity into finishing my other Spidey fic, which is far more juicy and interesting.

( In the night, I'm quite transparent/In the dark, I'm such a dream )