➸ ᴊᴀᴇɢᴇʀ ʙᴏᴍʙs: journal posts.

I heard a man issuing several threats near that Kaiju temple today, including one that went along the lines of him picking his teeth with the bones of the next Kaiju to fall. Now, I don't know what sort of creatures he's seeing, but those mechanics are not solid. Unless he meant filing them down into toothpicks which perpetuates a significantly less striking visual.

I'm just gonna put it out there that the rumours are not true and I am not going to jail. As sure as I am that you guys would appreciate my residence in solitary, reports of my stealing a car were grossly taken out of context.

I did in fact steal my brother's car, and if he'd taken me to get froyo in the first place we wouldn't have had this fucking problem. I'm the victim in this! And I still didn't get my goddamn treat. I had leave and everything.

The moral of this story is a) even if I play by the rules I get shafted so what's the point, b) apparently carjacking is not all that difficult and c) your family never presses charges. I really don't see how this has ended in a way that stops me from doing this again.

The bad news is I still don't have any goddamn froyo.