➸ ᴊᴀᴇɢᴇʀ ʙᴏᴍʙs: journal posts.

After taking care of my sick copilot, I think it's my turn to feel and look like kaiju shit. I hope no one needs us any time soon.

Hello. I am Nikolai, otherwise known as a Russian who speaks Japanese who was, until quite recently, lost in China. I originally planned to use that as the title of my autobiography, but it is a bit long so I may need to shorten it.

Oh, I am also under orders to apologize for the "ghost" you have all been seeing. It was an experiment gone wrong.

I'm settled enough here now that I more or less have the professional domain in hand, at least to the point that I know what to do, who to report to, and what the rules are. Now I can focus more on the personal domain, so I have questions.

Do you have a boat? (Or are you willing to help appropriate one?)

Do you scuba dive? Do you surf? Do you snorkel?

Have you been in Hong Kong long enough that you know any relevant information about any of the following topics:

(i) interesting, little-known dive locations;
(ii) interesting, little-known surf locations; or
(iii) particularly knowledgeable surf supply or rental shops (I couldn't bring everything; scuba gear trumped surf gear).

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, hola! I'm Riel. I want to go to Tai Long Wan once I get my hands on a surf board. It's supposedly the best surfing in southern China.

If you answered no to all of the above questions, hola anyway! I'm Riel.

Last night was a seriously long night. I just want to sleep for a thousand days.

Did I miss anything? It feels like I missed something.

Have I missed the deadline for complaining about the showers?

Good job rangers, by the way. I heard that Stacker managed not to gain a single grey hair over the test runs.