➸ ᴊᴀᴇɢᴇʀ ʙᴏᴍʙs: journal posts.

Everyone around here done being infected by the plague? If anyone of you gets me sick, I'll drop you quicker than Geiszler gets rejected on karaoke night.

Hello. I am Nikolai, otherwise known as a Russian who speaks Japanese who was, until quite recently, lost in China. I originally planned to use that as the title of my autobiography, but it is a bit long so I may need to shorten it.

Oh, I am also under orders to apologize for the "ghost" you have all been seeing. It was an experiment gone wrong.

GUYS

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I realize you've probably heard this one before, but just hear me out.

THERE HAS BEEN AN ELVIS SIGHTING IN THE SHATTERDOME!!!!!!!!

I REPEAT: ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING

The shower almost took my eye out. Or it would have, if had had my face tilted down. The water just blasted me. My cheek looks like I have rug burn, and it is sore.

Are all the showers doing this?

Anyone here play football? Some of you might call it soccer. I used to play, and we had a good group of players for pick-up games back in Peru. I miss

Anyone else getting a little stir crazy in the Shatterdome?

I don't know how well I do in the city, but sometimes I feel like the walls are closing in. I guess that's the country boy in me.

( Private to Andre )

I've been trying to think of a good way to introduce myself on here without repeating everything I've said the last two weeks (my name is Andre, I'm from Brazil, yes that means I know how to dance, and yes we are the most beautiful people on the planet), but I keep sounding repetitive. Boring. I promise I'm neither.

So let's play a little game to get to know each other. This one's called Marry, Fuck, Kill. Comment here and someone will give you three people (feel free to do it yourself if you're so inspired), real or fictional, and you'll tell everyone who you'd marry, who you'd fuck and who you'd kill. No cop-outs. You can't pick two for one, or three for one, or none of the above. I've always found these answers to tell me more than just about anything outside the drift.