➸ ᴊᴀᴇɢᴇʀ ʙᴏᴍʙs: journal posts.

The shower almost took my eye out. Or it would have, if had had my face tilted down. The water just blasted me. My cheek looks like I have rug burn, and it is sore.

Are all the showers doing this?

What is with the showers?!? It's like they've got a mind of their own! I can't get a consistent temperature AT ALL. I could barely stay in it long enough to finish washing my hair!



Was anyone else having this problem, or was it just a bad luck day for me?

I've been trying to think of a good way to introduce myself on here without repeating everything I've said the last two weeks (my name is Andre, I'm from Brazil, yes that means I know how to dance, and yes we are the most beautiful people on the planet), but I keep sounding repetitive. Boring. I promise I'm neither.

So let's play a little game to get to know each other. This one's called Marry, Fuck, Kill. Comment here and someone will give you three people (feel free to do it yourself if you're so inspired), real or fictional, and you'll tell everyone who you'd marry, who you'd fuck and who you'd kill. No cop-outs. You can't pick two for one, or three for one, or none of the above. I've always found these answers to tell me more than just about anything outside the drift.