Stormvale: In Character

If you could have any quirk, whether or not it exists as far as you're aware, what would it be and why? P.S., I'm happy with my quirk is a copout answer and will be given a failing grade.

quick poll! weirdest shit you've seen happen here in strangeville. aaaaand go!

Because I'm a masochist and also I'm being paid to promote these shenanigans, you should all come down to Starlords tomorrow and witness this nonsense and/or maybe bring me a drink so I survive them:

( this was 100% not my idea )

Who: Tris, Miah
What: a chance encounter
When: Tuesday, July 11, after dark
Where: the beach
Status: Closed, complete

( Lazy summer days )

All right. It is time for us teachers to start thinking about school fundraiser. We've done wrapping paper, we've done homegoods, we've done chocolate, we've done magazine subscriptions, and last year we did candles.

What's your favorite kind, or what kind of suggestions do you have? i.e., what do you want to buy when the little children come knocking at your doors? ('cause, you're all going to buy come September, when they roll everyone out, right? Right?)

Does anyone actually LIKE putting together IKEA furniture? I'm about 30 seconds from throwing this allen key out the goddamn window because this POÄNG is never going together. Politely requesting assistance. Will pay in beer, coffee, whatever floats your boat. Please. Save me from myself.

Who: Tris, John
What: Preparing for the moon
When: Sunday night, after sunset
Where: a cabin in the woods
Status: Closed, ongoing

( Aroooo )

All right. Summer must see movies. Which ones, and why? Go.

Another PSA from your friendly neighborhood watchdog. Tomorrow's the full moon so watch out for all our alter-species beings roaming the streets, the woods, the beach, and wherever else they go. Furry guys and gals, try not to bite anyone.