Stormvale: In Character

Apologies to anyone who wanted a coffee this morning and found Starlord's closed. In related news, I found all the missing ice from the gas station. Someone piled up all the bags in the lobby and let them melt in the heat. It was like an ocean of gross, sopping plastic bags in there. And also I was wearing suede boots, which are now ruined and smell vaguely of old, soggy coffee grounds. I am never going to un-smell that.

Regular, DRY service resumes tomorrow morning, bright and early.

Who: Anyone and everyone
What: Fireworks Night Shenanigans!
When: Tuesday Night, July 4
Where: Various
Status: Ongoing
Warnings: Who knows yet?

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I have finally found the best gift you can give yourself. We're all familiar of those school age children selling whatever it is they're selling for band uniforms or cheerleading camp or travel costs to an academic decathlon (Go Smartie Vales!). Next time, buy something. It helps the school, which is why they do it and I can almost guarantee that you'll have forgotten about it by the time your order arrives. It's like surprise!Christmas.

Now, what am I going to do with these three tubs of cookie dough.