Fri, May. 4th, 2012, 12:41 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Choosing the Wizard" for synn

Recipient: synn
Author: [info]albalark
Title: Choosing the Wizard
Rating: PG
Pairings: Garrick Ollivander/Rubeus Hagrid
Word Count: 14,390
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *[None]*.
Summary: Garrick Ollivander is a lost soul after everyone leaves Muriel’s house to go fight in the Battle of Hogwarts. How will he fit back into a world where he feels responsible for handing Voldemort the ultimate deadly weapon?
Author's Notes: Beta’d by my dear friend B, who is, I am sure, regretting her rash offer to beta this story, since she got it over a weekend when both of her boys were sick. Thank you, my dear, you went above and beyond the call. Any remaining mistakes are my own bloody fault.
I hope this fic is to your liking synn, though I profusely apologize for the lack of pr0n. The two main characters had a long, plotty story to tell and by the time they were done, I ran out of both time and room (see the ridiculous word count). It is a bit angsty, though I don’t think it’s excessively so, but I think you will like the ending. :-)



Choosing the Wizard


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Fri, May. 4th, 2012, 12:33 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: ART: "Seduction" for xylodemon

Recipient: xylodemon
Artist: [info]sealcat
Title: Seduction
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Moaning Myrtle/Severus Snape
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): * None*.
Summary: She knows she is not allowed to seduce students, but she is allowed to seduce this new professer, right?
Artist's Notes: Dear xylodemon, I hope this drawing is ok for you. This is the first time I've drawn Moaning Myrtle, so maybe she might not be Moaning Myrtle-like enough for you ^_^;; And many thanks to the Beholder mod let me have more time to finish it!

Seduction )

Thu, May. 3rd, 2012, 01:10 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Courtship of a Common Man" for coffee_n_cocoa

Recipient: coffee_n_cocoa
Author: synn
Title: Courtship of a Common Man
Rating: R
Pairings: Viktor Krum/Percy Weasley
Word Count: 4,544
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *none, except a sad lack of kink*.
Summary: Percy's so tired of nothing being right or perfect in the world that he's just about given up. Thank goodness Viktor doesn't believe in giving up.
Author's Notes: First, many thanks to the mod for her extreme patience with me. Thanks to my beta, B, for the fast proof, as always. Coffee_n_cocoa, I'm sorry there's not more Neville here, or, you know, plot. I hope you enjoy it anyway!

Courtship of a Common Man )

Thu, May. 3rd, 2012, 01:05 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "A Magical Moment in the Life of Petunia Dursley, Née Evans" for pauraque

Recipient: [info]pauraque
Author ???
Title: A Magical Moment in the Life of Petunia Dursley, Née Evans
Rating: R
Pairings: Petunia/Snape, Petunia/Vernon, Petunia/Lily (of sorts)
Word Count: ~ 3,200
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *Hints of unrequited incestuous attraction.*
Summary: Sometimes at night, when Vernon's fast asleep, Petunia can't help but remember.
Author's Notes: My undying gratitude to L for the initial idea, and to L and T for the lightning fast beta. Thank you, Beth, for running Beholder again and being the generous mod that you are.

A Magical Moment in the Life of Petunia Dursley, Née Evans )

Wed, May. 2nd, 2012, 03:05 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: ART: "Safe in Your Arms" for schemingreader

Recipient: [info]schemingreader
Artist: [info]shadowycat
Title: Safe in Your Arms
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Severus Snape/ Minerva McGonagall
Medium: Pencil on Paper
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *None*.
Summary: While safe in your arms, my cares feel lighter...
Artist's Notes: I really enjoyed drawing this for you, schemingreader. I hope you don't mind that it's art instead of fic.

Safe in Your Arms )

Wed, May. 2nd, 2012, 03:01 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Tale as Old as Time" for myownmuggle

Recipient: myownmuggle
Author: ???
Title: Tale as Old as Time
Rating: hard R
Pairings: Gregory Goyle/Padma Patil
Word Count: 8700
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *[ none]*.
Summary: After the death of his parents, Greg decides to turn antique-filled Goyle House over to the magical division at the British Museum. Padma arrives to assess the inventory and discovers much more than she ever expected.
Author's Notes: I was inspired by your prompts of old houses, antiquities, secrets, and magical history; I very much hope you enjoy this. I've taken some liberties with historical "facts" in order to fit this story. Many thanks to my amazing betas S1, S2, and T —this story is much better thanks to them and all remaining errors are my own.

Tale as Old as Time )

Tue, May. 1st, 2012, 01:30 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Avarice. Regret and a Spoonful of Courage" for purplefluffycat

Recipient: purplefluffycat
Author: ???
Title: Avarice, Regret and a Spoonful of Courage
Rating: NC-17 (just to be safe)
Pairings: Dumbledore/Slughorn
Word Count: 2,347
Medium: fic
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *[canon character death]*.
Summary: A glimpse of the relationship between Albus Dumbledore and Horace Slughorn.
Author's note: Many thanks to my beta sq and the mod for the fest and her patience!

Avarice, Regret and a Spoonful of Courage  )

Tue, May. 1st, 2012, 01:18 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Behind the Masks" for anguis_1

Recipient: [info]anguis_1
Author/Artist: ???
Title: Behind The Masks
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairings: Gregory Goyle/Marietta Edgecombe, mention of past Greg/Pansy Parkinson
Word Count: ~5500
Warnings/Content Information: *[frottage, semi-clothed sex, minor Hermione-bashing, minor Pansy-bashing]*.
Summary: Falmouth Falcons' Beater Gregory Goyle would never be the cleverest man in the room, but he wasn't quite as dim as people believed. Now if only he could get the team's new Healer, Marietta Edgecombe, to see that too.
Author's/Artist's Notes: [info]anguis_1, it was a pleasure writing for you – I'd never written either of these characters before, so it was a great experience to try my hand at both of them. I hope you like the results.

Much gratitude and thanks to my incredible brain stormers and hand holders: R & K & K2 & M, all of whom helped me figure out the whos as well as the wherefores and whys of this fic, and wouldn't let it defeat me, and my betas: K & K2 (again!) plus J for making it so much better than it was. And of course, much love to our ever-patient mod, [info]bethbethbeth, who puts up with my tardiness year after year.

Behind The Masks )

Mon, Apr. 30th, 2012, 02:23 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "An Affinity for Dangerous Creatures" for atdelphi

Recipient: Delphi ([info]atdelphi)
Author: ???
Title: An Affinity for Dangerous Creatures
Rating: R
Pairings: Silvanus Kettleburn/Millicent Bulstrode, Severus Snape
Word Count: 8,814 words
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *cross-gen, consensual voyeurism, and a slight bit of quasi-bondage without bonds*.
Summary: Albus Dumbledore (the lying bastard) had announced that Professor Kettleburn had retired to 'enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.' Millicent Bulstrode inadvertently discovers the truth (and then some).
Author's Notes:
1) Many, many thanks to [info]bethbethbeth for all she does!
2) Delphi, looking back at your "elements I like" lists, I've noticed that at least half of the items have wound themselves into this story to varying extents. I hope you enjoy the reading as much as I've enjoyed the telling.
3) Warning: I really enjoy the premise of this exchange. (But then, that's what you're here for, right?)

An Affinity for Dangerous Creatures )

Mon, Apr. 30th, 2012, 02:19 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "A Fire in the Deep" for sealcat

Recipient: sealcat
Author: ???
Title: A Fire in the Deep
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Grey Lady/Bloody Baron
Word Count: ~1500
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *None*.
Summary: Helena Ravenclaw was going to be wise and free. Wasn't she?
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the magnificent mod and to my brilliant betas, B & P. Dear Sealcat, I enjoyed writing for you very much – I hope you find the story to your liking.

A Fire in the Deep )

Fri, Apr. 27th, 2012, 01:28 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: ART: "Would You Like to Hear My Voice..." for wwmrsweasleydo

Recipient: wwmrsweasleydo
Author/Artist: [info]o_k_go
Title: Would You Like to Hear My Voice (Sprinkled with Emotion)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Marcus Flint/Percy Weasley
Word Count:
Medium: Photoshop
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *[sexual activity and nudity.]*.
Summary: In a dark corner of the castle….
Author's/Artist's Notes: wwmrsweasleydo, I have to thank you for Marcus Flint. I recently fell in lust with him and have been dying to give him a go. I chose Percy because I really wanted someone who contrasted Marcus. I was inspired by your “school boys” and “secret semi-public sex.” I really hope you like this. I had a wonderful time creating it for you.

Would You Like to Hear My Voice (Sprinkled with Emotion) )

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Fri, Apr. 27th, 2012, 01:18 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Steady As She Goes" for shadowycat

Recipient: [info]shadowycat
Author: ???
Title: Steady As She Goes
Rating: R
Characters: Arabella Figg/Snape, various Order members, some OCs
Word Count: 29,400
Warnings: h/c, UST, first time, solo-sex, oral, massage (all fairly vanilla)
Summary: Arabella was in a tight spot when she accepted Dumbledore's offer of help... and then life got interesting.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my speedy betas. Mostly book canon used, though some personal fanon might have slipped in there. Note that canonically (or at least per the HP Lexicon), it is believed that Elfrida Cragg was a typo in the book and that in OoTP, the portrait was supposed to be of Elfrida Clagg. I declare writer's privilege to hereby create a new character whom you shall meet anon. Happy Beholding, shadowycat!

Steady As She Goes


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Thu, Apr. 26th, 2012, 01:17 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Journey into Reality" for tattooedsappho

Recipient: tattooedsappho
Author: ???
Title: Journey into Reality
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ted Tonks/Andromeda Black
WordCount: 2714
Warnings/ContentInformation (Highlight to View): *[None.]*.
Summary: Andromeda Black doesn’t have many friends and doesn’t interact with many people outside of her own house. Knowing that real life doesn’t work that way, her Ancient Runes teacher changes the seating plan and puts Hufflepuff and Muggleborn Ted Tonks next to Andromeda. Ted is easy going, caring, and nothing like Andromeda could ever have expected.
Author's Notes: I tried to go with one of your suggested prompts and look at this pair’s final year at Hogwarts with an important moment from each month. I hope that you like it ♥

Journey into Reality )

Thu, Apr. 26th, 2012, 01:13 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "The Chelmsford List" for eeyore9990

Recipient: [info]eeyore9990
Author: ???
Title: The Chelmsford List
Rating: R
Pairing: Stan Shunpike/Mundungus Fletcher
Word Count: 5860
Warnings/Content Information:Just dodgy wizards with dodgy accents and even dodgier grammar.
Summary: Baffling Prison Escape + Wizards = Not Really All That Baffling. That's why this isn't an escape story. But it does involve wizards and prisons.
Author's Notes: Short version: A criminal character called Fletcher? I'm on to you, JKR.

Long version behind the cut. )

The Chelmsford List )

Wed, Apr. 25th, 2012, 01:25 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Amorous Birds of Prey" for kelly_chambliss

Recipient: kelly_chambliss
Author/Artist: ???
Title: Amorous Birds of Prey
Rating: R
Parings: Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
Word Count: 3,000
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): * None*
Summary: They were agreed: a simple arrangement that suited them both. No drama, no turmoil. What could possibly go wrong?
Author's/Artist's Notes: Many thanks to V, beta extraordinaire! And also to Beth H for running a great fest. The title and quotes in the story are from "To His Coy Mistress," by Andrew Marvell. There's so much fantastic Minerva fic out there, this was a bit daunting. I hope you like it, Kelly!

Amorous Birds of Prey )

Wed, Apr. 25th, 2012, 01:17 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Cultivation" for donnaimmaculata

Recipient: [info]donnaimmaculata
Author: ???
Title: Cultivation
Rating: R
Pairings: Petunia Evans/Vernon Dursley
Word Count: 3409
Medium: fiction
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *None*.
Summary: Petunia must stay at home with her ill mother while Lily continues her studies at Hogwarts. Stunted in the shadow of her sister's deeds, Petunia never expected someone to pull her into the sun where she might actually grow.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my wonderful beta B. Any remaining errors and inconsistencies are totally my own.

Cultivation )

Tue, Apr. 24th, 2012, 01:01 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Not Exactly the First Blush of Youth" for chantefable

Recipient: [info]chantefable
Author: ???
Title: Not Exactly the First Blush of Youth
Rating: PG
Pairings: Galatea Merrythought/Griselda Marchbanks
Word Count: ~2650
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *A bit of graphic detail of dismemberment*.
Summary: Galatea Merrythought may be seventy-two years old, but she's not without the ability to be useful.
Author's Notes: My deepest thanks to my beta, who will be credited after reveals, and to [info]chantefable, who inspired me to write about characters I had never before even considered. Thank you!

Not Exactly the First Blush of Youth )

Tue, Apr. 24th, 2012, 12:55 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "One More for the Road" for ragdoll

Recipient: [info]ragdoll
Author/Artist: ???
Title: One More for the Road
Rating: R
Pairings: Sirius/Rosmerta
Word Count: 5,100
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *None*.
Summary: In which James can't dance, the apology biscuits aren't safe, and Sirius gets roped into an Order mission he doesn't want, but it turns out to be less boring than he feared.
Author's/Artist's Notes: Thanks to G for the beta, and to the incomparable Beth, who was incredibly patient with my tardiness.

One More for the Road )

Mon, Apr. 23rd, 2012, 02:20 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Worse than Death" for scarletladyy

Recipient: [info]scarletladyy
Author: ???
Title: Worse than Death
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Petunia Dursley/Vernon Dursley, Petunia Dursley/Rabastan Lestrange
Word Count: 3,500
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *Rape, violence, public sex, humiliation, character death*.
Summary: Petunia didn't know about the war, and that made things all the more difficult.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta. I hope you enjoy this, [info]scarletladyy… I did my best to write something compliant with your "likes" *g*

Worse than Death )

Mon, Apr. 23rd, 2012, 02:17 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Eyes Open" for fluffyllama

Recipient: [info]fluffyllama
Author: ???
Title: Eyes Open
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Alastor Moody/Severus Snape
Word Count: 3500
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *References to abuse of authority*.
Summary: The first time Alastor Moody had Severus Snape in an interrogation room, Albus Dumbledore exercised his influence to end the questioning after only two hours. Now, Dumbledore is dead, and Alastor has all the time in the world.
Author's Notes: I cannot thank my generous beta readers enough for their time and insight. And a great big thank-you to [info]fluffyllama for such a great set of prompts to work with.

Eyes Open )

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