haere mai - in character

I admit this is not where I anticipated I would end up at anytime, let alone at this moment in time.

My sincere and many thanks to my grandson my grandson, Anakin Solo, for showing me to my temporary apartment and for answering several immediate questions I had after my initial intake.

It will take some time for me to settle in here, I'm sure, but in the meantime, greetings to those of you present who have also been displaced to here. I'm Bail Organa, Prince Consort and Viceroy of Alderaan, a planet I'm told is in a galaxy far, far away from this one.

Onto more pressing matters: would anyone be able to point me in the right direction to where I might be able to find a stiff drink and good music? Jazz is preferred.

So, I guess I'm not going to Harvard. That's... great.

Anyways, I'm Pogue Parry.

This is one of the nicest dwellings I've ever had. I didn't know what to expect upon arrival but this was certainly not it. Everything is so clean. Thank you again the for the kindness and hospitality.

Are introductions customary on this planet? Even if they are not, I think I'll go ahead and do so. My name is Rey Skywalker.

I believe some of you may be from my Galaxy. I can sense

One of the things I've come to really love about being on the surface is food. You guys have so much variety ans flavors. I mean, algae end up tasting all the same after a while.

Anyone wants to join me in Taco Tuesday?

[a little while after this]

Right. Hi. A friend helped give me the rundown of this place as much as anyone can, and I guess I'm supposed to say hello.

This isn't my first world-hopping experience, but it might be the weirdest. Maybe. It's kind of hard to say.

Oh, I'm Quentin.

Hey, uhm if anyone is looking for employment and you've got a green thumb, or you would like to learn to have a green thumb while also earning a paycheck, feel free to let me know.

I'm just a month or so out from The Community Garden's opening and could use an extra pair of hands. No like, pressure though. Just if anyone wants! Please help I am begg

Anyway.

( This is Morgan Treeman )

Who: Quentin Coldwater & Eliot Waugh
What: Magician reunion
When: Tuesday/May 4
Where: Housing area to start
Warnings: No idea, but will update if necessary.

( A window An opened tomb The sun crawls Across your bedroom A halo A waiting room Your last breaths Moving through you As everything, everything ends )

Lots of new faces lately.

Name's Sirius Black, and I run The Marauding Dog. Sunday nights - oy, that's today, in case you disappeared on a Wednesday and don't know what day it is today - we've got board game night. Loads of games, friendly competition, excellent drinks.

Oh, and if you're new, first drink's free.

Probably ought to mention, legal drinking age here's 18. Y'know, for the legal reasons.

Stop by and say hullo.

A bit of a rough day for some of us, but hey, looking forward, right?

Welcome to new arrivals. I'm Alicia Spinnet.

I'm planning on making loads of pizza, yes TJ, I've already made the dough, I did it yesterday. Come by the pool, have some pizza. I've got other food as well, beer, wine, sodas, oh, I made a ginger syrup the other day it's brilliant with bubbly water.

Anyway, stop by.

Is there a good knitting supplies shop around here?

PS: Did you know there are yarn tours? There might be alpacas there. Everyone should go.

I think the Bat Signal is broken.

Hey nerds: None of you are Batman. Shut the fuck up and stop trying to throw "batarangs" at things.