haere mai - in character

[a little while after this]

Right. Hi. A friend helped give me the rundown of this place as much as anyone can, and I guess I'm supposed to say hello.

This isn't my first world-hopping experience, but it might be the weirdest. Maybe. It's kind of hard to say.

Oh, I'm Quentin.

Hey, uhm if anyone is looking for employment and you've got a green thumb, or you would like to learn to have a green thumb while also earning a paycheck, feel free to let me know.

I'm just a month or so out from The Community Garden's opening and could use an extra pair of hands. No like, pressure though. Just if anyone wants! Please help I am begg

Anyway.

( This is Morgan Treeman )

Who: Quentin Coldwater & Eliot Waugh
What: Magician reunion
When: Tuesday/May 4
Where: Housing area to start
Warnings: No idea, but will update if necessary.

( A window An opened tomb The sun crawls Across your bedroom A halo A waiting room Your last breaths Moving through you As everything, everything ends )

Lots of new faces lately.

Name's Sirius Black, and I run The Marauding Dog. Sunday nights - oy, that's today, in case you disappeared on a Wednesday and don't know what day it is today - we've got board game night. Loads of games, friendly competition, excellent drinks.

Oh, and if you're new, first drink's free.

Probably ought to mention, legal drinking age here's 18. Y'know, for the legal reasons.

Stop by and say hullo.

I think the Bat Signal is broken.

Hey nerds: None of you are Batman. Shut the fuck up and stop trying to throw "batarangs" at things.