haere mai - in character

Okay so, after a few days getting used to this place and praying I don't lose my job in Central City because of this forced vacation (can this be considered a vacation, though?), I thought I would introduce myself.

Hi. I'm Barry Allen *waves* I love Rick & Morty, pizza (who doesn't?), and long walks on the beach.

Maybe the last one is not exactly true, but you get the feeling, right?

When I was in school, I always hated the ice breaker games. "Pick an animal to go with your name", "Make a poem about your summer break", "Share your name and sit there quietly even though you are a tiny person with a lizard brain." So, here's something different.

Tell me something about you and I'll tell you the flavor of truffle you should pick at Berries Cafe.

(Hi, I'm Carol Danvers. Most people call me Carol. Before you ask ... I can fly, don't touch Goose unless he gives you permission, and I can pack a pretty punch. It's good to meet you all. Philosophical question: Is this what the universe thought it would take for me to go on vacation? I'm going for the key lime white chocolate truffle.)

I think the Bat Signal is broken.

Hey nerds: None of you are Batman. Shut the fuck up and stop trying to throw "batarangs" at things.