Gotham City Network

So! Halloween's coming up. Guess it's the one day of the year where you can't tell all these costumed nutbags apart from everyone else. Plans? Anyone?

This isn't some freaky alternative universe where Halloween doesn't exist, right? Because that's just cruel.

Are you serious, clown? Really? Three Dean Winchesters. Are you trying to make the universe implode or are you just running out of ideas? 'Clones' of me would have been a lot more fun. Am I the only one who thinks this is pretty damn hilarious?

Also. Say you're fooling around with someone and then suddenly another copy of them pops up. Is it 'cheating' if it's technically the same person? Just curious.

...Where'd my apartment go? I haven't been drinking and this

Point in fact, hangovers, while less potent for my kind, still suck.

Alright. That settles it. After that experience and a load of other crap I think I need a vacation.

Enter my room over the next week at your own risk. You might walk straight into the middle of the Amazonian rainforest or something. Depends on my mood. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Douchebag can't keep bringing people back like this. It's fucking with my head.

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Lucifer you big, fat, dick. I wasn't their biggest fan either but you didn't have to.. I mean there was nothing left! Except for guts and brain matter which I stepped in!

Don't even try the 'it wasn't me' game because we both know there's only a few of us who could have done that. And Michael's too busy trying to figure out home appliances to do pointless angel smiting.
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Sam, Dean. Something happened. You probably need to know about it. Sooner, rather than later.

Everyone else? Try not to come up to the roof if you can help it for a little while. There's a mess I need to clean up. Kind of a.. sticky situation.

Well, I guess anything beats Wisconsin again.

Hey Lady, what's the down low? Who's on the list?

Did you know that nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. What's intravenously? I had to look it up to spell it.

Dean!

What the hell is your problem with me all the sudden?

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So you two have been quiet. That hasn't happened since.. Oh wait. That's never happened. Should I start worrying or is this just twisted up enough for you two to consider a vacation?

I made God-shaped waffles, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?

I'm walking a fine line between amused, impressed, and down right aggravated.

Mostly I think I just want a good, stiff drink.

So I heard there are vampires here. Are they actual vampires or more fish people?

Interesting.

So I'm impressed! I liked the part where you brought me back to life. Really professional stuff.

The dark, angsty, city of doom thing isn't really my taste but hey! We can't all get it right the first time, can we?

Now if you could just zap me back before I decide to get snappy, I'll call it even.