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Aug. 22nd, 2011


[info]dangerwhore

Had a dream I got married last night, definitely weird.

Aug. 19th, 2011

[info]confusedinlife

Did you know that nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. What's intravenously? I had to look it up to spell it.

Jul. 31st, 2011

[info]confusedinlife

I made God-shaped waffles, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?

Jul. 22nd, 2011

[info]confusedinlife

All the clowns make me want ballons!

Jul. 21st, 2011

[info]confusedinlife

Lord Tubbington?

Lord Tubbington!

Where are you?

I told you not to let Charity in the bathroom, I think she poisoned me.