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Tweak says, "smile for the camera"

actual disaster sebastien lacroix (suchaguppy) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-10 19:48:00

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! journal, sebastien lacroix

i'm not even gonna lie right now, people - one time, there was a wasp in my mom's car and i was legit tempted to jump right the hell out of an actual moving vehicle. these things are like MAYBE the size of a wasp if it got together for a lengthy brunch with friends and then ate like three OTHER wasps for dessert and then went out behind the wasp gym and took some SERIOUS steroids. i do not want these bastards anywhere NEAR me.

this is the shit that nightmares are made of.

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	doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Just hit them with a text book. They seem to die easy enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2017-01-10 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	or there's total avoidance. i'm a huge fan of avoidance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Cmon man This is why you keep dying (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2017-01-10 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	i stick to what i'm good at. and i'm apparently really good at dying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-10 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	dont die i love u (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2017-01-10 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	it's okay, man. i get better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-10 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	ill protect you from the flying dogs my son (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-11 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Lol Could you imagine flying dogs though (Reply to this) (Parent)

	suchaguppy 2017-01-11 06:27 am UTC (link)
	you are SO messed the hell up, dude. but thanks. i am 100% totally and legitimately grateful for that. you're a beautiful person. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	idfk 2017-01-10 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	RIP billy you were a good dog (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Still not a dog (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-10 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	the best doge much fly very sting wow (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Had pretty slow reflexes tho (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-10 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	lmao so did you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Did I die tho (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-10 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	if you were a small dog like billy u wouldve rip billy. he was a true friend (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Good idea I should punch the next one and see what happens. I'll keep you posted (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-10 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	lmfao i hope it stings you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Twenty minutes later doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	I might've miscalculated my aim a bit there (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-10 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	omg wat u do?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Punched it in the fucking ass dude [long pause while Chris struggles to stop laughing] In hindsight i fucked up (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-10 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	omfg DUMBASS HAHAHA booty got me sprung (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Hey. Shit happens, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)