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actual disaster sebastien lacroix ([info]suchaguppy) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-10 19:48:00

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Entry tags:! journal, sebastien lacroix

i'm not even gonna lie right now, people - one time, there was a wasp in my mom's car and i was legit tempted to jump right the hell out of an actual moving vehicle. these things are like MAYBE the size of a wasp if it got together for a lengthy brunch with friends and then ate like three OTHER wasps for dessert and then went out behind the wasp gym and took some SERIOUS steroids. i do not want these bastards anywhere NEAR me.

this is the shit that nightmares are made of.


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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Had pretty slow reflexes tho

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[info]idfk
2017-01-10 09:40 pm UTC (link)
lmao so did you

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Did I die tho

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[info]idfk
2017-01-10 09:49 pm UTC (link)
if you were a small dog like billy u wouldve

rip billy. he was a true friend

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 09:50 pm UTC (link)
Good idea

I should punch the next one and see what happens.

I'll keep you posted

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[info]idfk
2017-01-10 09:51 pm UTC (link)
lmfao i hope it stings you

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 09:52 pm UTC (link)
I might've miscalculated my aim a bit there

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[info]idfk
2017-01-10 09:53 pm UTC (link)
omg wat u do??

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Punched it in the fucking ass dude

[long pause while Chris struggles to stop laughing]

In hindsight i fucked up

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[info]idfk
2017-01-10 09:59 pm UTC (link)
omfg DUMBASS HAHAHA

booty got me sprung

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Hey. Shit happens, man.

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[info]idfk
2017-01-10 10:07 pm UTC (link)
save the body for me

where are you

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Atrium.

What do you need the body for?

Hang on I see Ramirez in the distance. I'm gonna throw this billy wig at him

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[info]tightwire
2017-01-10 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Want me to make sure you don't break your neck, bossman?

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Rox. Roxie. Roxanne.

Yes.

I love you.

This team would be dead without you.

Reid's still alive right?

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[info]tightwire
2017-01-10 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Love you too, schatz.

We would be dead.

But we're not!

Not a single one of us is dead. Including Reid. Still very alive, that Reid.

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[info]idfk
2017-01-10 10:20 pm UTC (link)
i love reid so much

tell him i said hi

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[info]tightwire
2017-01-10 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Will do.

He's pretty darn endearing, it's true.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-11 01:12 am UTC (link)
Okay you're the best thanks

I'm so happy I deputized you before I died in the line of duty

You're such a good number one

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[info]rosmarinus
2017-01-11 12:02 am UTC (link)
now there are really no prefects left

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-11 12:07 am UTC (link)
I tried.

I tried so hard

Why did I try so hard

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[info]rosmarinus
2017-01-11 12:10 am UTC (link)
we were all so proud of you

so proud

you sent rafael into hiding you were so fearful

and it was all for nothing, life is meaningless, you will never win, might as well see if you can still float over the lake.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-11 01:07 am UTC (link)
Whoa hey hey

Don't be pessimistic. I love you I don't wanna float over the lake with anybody but you

Life isn't meaningless. You just need to take comfort in my hair. It'll make you feel better.

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[info]rosmarinus
2017-01-11 01:38 am UTC (link)
how is it so fluffy

what kind of shampoo do you use

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-11 01:55 am UTC (link)
Jealous?

Imagine how soft it feels against your face.

Wanna borrow my shampoo?

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(no subject) - [info]rosmarinus, 2017-01-11 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyouevenlift, 2017-01-11 02:19 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]rosmarinus, 2017-01-11 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyouevenlift, 2017-01-11 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosmarinus, 2017-01-11 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyouevenlift, 2017-01-11 02:35 am UTC

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