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actual disaster sebastien lacroix ([info]suchaguppy) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-10 19:48:00

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Entry tags:! journal, sebastien lacroix

i'm not even gonna lie right now, people - one time, there was a wasp in my mom's car and i was legit tempted to jump right the hell out of an actual moving vehicle. these things are like MAYBE the size of a wasp if it got together for a lengthy brunch with friends and then ate like three OTHER wasps for dessert and then went out behind the wasp gym and took some SERIOUS steroids. i do not want these bastards anywhere NEAR me.

this is the shit that nightmares are made of.


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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-11 01:55 am UTC (link)
Jealous?

Imagine how soft it feels against your face.

Wanna borrow my shampoo?

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[info]rosmarinus
2017-01-11 02:18 am UTC (link)
I don't want to borrow it I want to elect it president

President of Rufflable Hair

And also America

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-11 02:19 am UTC (link)
Okay but if it wages war with China, there's not much we can do to stop it.

I'm sure it'd be alright anyway

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-11 02:20 am UTC (link)
[...] isn't it weird how wage can be used in that situation but also to describe how much we earn an hour?

[...]

Am I using wage right? It feels wrong. But my body. my body is telling me yes.

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[info]rosmarinus
2017-01-11 02:25 am UTC (link)
I think what's important is what you think it means in your heart

If you believe in your heart that you're using the right word then who am I to stop you

Don't let dictionaries tread on your freedom of expression

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-11 02:26 am UTC (link)
That's beautiful.

Do you wanna duel?

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[info]rosmarinus
2017-01-11 02:34 am UTC (link)
I literally don't even know what answer I could give that doesn't start with y and end with es.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-11 02:35 am UTC (link)
Don't tell me where you are




The hunt is on









Also, your hair looks beautiful

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