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Tweak says, "embrace eternity"

actual disaster sebastien lacroix (suchaguppy) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-10 19:48:00

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i'm not even gonna lie right now, people - one time, there was a wasp in my mom's car and i was legit tempted to jump right the hell out of an actual moving vehicle. these things are like MAYBE the size of a wasp if it got together for a lengthy brunch with friends and then ate like three OTHER wasps for dessert and then went out behind the wasp gym and took some SERIOUS steroids. i do not want these bastards anywhere NEAR me.

this is the shit that nightmares are made of.

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	doyouevenlift 2017-01-11 12:07 am UTC (link)
	I tried. I tried so hard Why did I try so hard (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2017-01-11 12:10 am UTC (link)
	we were all so proud of you so proud you sent rafael into hiding you were so fearful and it was all for nothing, life is meaningless, you will never win, might as well see if you can still float over the lake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-11 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Whoa hey hey Don't be pessimistic. I love you I don't wanna float over the lake with anybody but you Life isn't meaningless. You just need to take comfort in my hair. It'll make you feel better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2017-01-11 01:38 am UTC (link)
	how is it so fluffy what kind of shampoo do you use (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-11 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Jealous? Imagine how soft it feels against your face. Wanna borrow my shampoo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2017-01-11 02:18 am UTC (link)
	I don't want to borrow it I want to elect it president President of Rufflable Hair And also America (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-11 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Okay but if it wages war with China, there's not much we can do to stop it. I'm sure it'd be alright anyway (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-11 02:20 am UTC (link)
	[...] isn't it weird how wage can be used in that situation but also to describe how much we earn an hour? [...] Am I using wage right? It feels wrong. But my body. my body is telling me yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2017-01-11 02:25 am UTC (link)
	I think what's important is what you think it means in your heart If you believe in your heart that you're using the right word then who am I to stop you Don't let dictionaries tread on your freedom of expression (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-11 02:26 am UTC (link)
	That's beautiful. Do you wanna duel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2017-01-11 02:34 am UTC (link)
	I literally don't even know what answer I could give that doesn't start with y and end with es. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-11 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Don't tell me where you are The hunt is on Also, your hair looks beautiful (Reply to this) (Parent)

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