george weasley. (relatedhumor) wrote in fourteenshades, @ 2012-12-24 22:33:00 |
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Everyone -- yes, everyone -- with the last name Potter or Weasley gets a small basket of candies, a random assortment of WWW products, and a raffle ticket. Attached to the raffle ticket is a note saying that there are 25 prizes available to win, ranging from more prank gifts to stuff that's actually pretty wicked. The drawing will be held the day after Christmas in the Community Center.
Of course, George took it upon himself to place pranky things all around their house. In the fridge, under the sink, behind the toilet paper... some places are more inconspicuous than others. There is also a rubber duck in the shower. George does have a 'real' gift, though: A photograph of them at Winterfest in a simple frame. That Fred has to dig out from underneath packing peanuts in a small box, that's inside a bigger box, that's inside a bigger box, that's inside a.... well, you get the point.
Candles! (Yellow for Helga and Trish, red for the AAKMcG crowd, blue for Cho). Except they're not normal candles. Would you really expect a gift from George to be normal in any sense of the word? No, these candles come with theme songs. The songs are activated when the candle is lit, and deactivated when it's put out. (If you really want to know how to use the candle without the song, just cast a Silencing Charm on it...) A note attached to each says 'It's not Christmas unless someone is either laughing with us, or hunting us down. :-)'
Helga's candle starts off as a nice instrumental Celtic-type song...then changes to CAT, I'M A KITTY CAT, AND I DANCE.
Trish's candle is actually nice and relaxing, because being the new Potions Mistress can't be easy...
Alicia's candle sings about big words, it cannot lie.
Angelina's candle is about ducks and lemonade.
Katie's candle does not like Singaporean mosquitos.
Minerva's candle goes NUMA NUMA.
Cho's candle had a frog, a very quiet frog.
This was actually the toughest one George had to come up with, but he thought this was pretty wicked. He put together a make-your-own fireworks kit, and wrapped it up in obscenely neon high-liter bright wrapping paper!
Draco gets a small basket of WWW products, even though George knows, he knows, but whatever, there's got to be somebody Draco wants to prank, right!? Draco also gets a raffle ticket and invitation to the big event in the Community Center.
George remembers something about Lavender and a bunny, so here is an adorable stuffed bunny!