This Is Fine

WHO: Luna & Xenophilius Lovegood.
WHAT: Hello, world!
WHEN: February 13th.
WHERE: St Mungo’s.
WARNINGS: Mild foreboding, maybe? Other than that, nah.

( He’d do anything to protect her. )

( DAILY PROPHET: FEBRUARY 4, 2019 )

WHO: The Brothers Prewett
WHAT: Visiting the injured
WHEN: Monday, 4 February
WHERE: Fabian's Flat

( He had a feeling that Mum would have had a lot more questions about how Fabian was feeling, as well as a lot more concerned tutting, and wasn’t sure if he should try to emulate her.  )

WHO: Eli Song-Smith and "Rudy Grey"
WHAT: Bumping into each other
WHEN: Monday evening, 4 February
WHERE: Hogsmeade

( What exactly is it that you do? )

WHO: Ted Tonks and Sirius Black
WHAT: Post battle boys
WHEN: Late at night following the MILF fight
WHERE: The Tonks home
WARNINGS: None

( You should see the other guy. )

MILF BATTLE DIRECTORY
PART I:
Dorcas, Marlene and Sirius

PART II:
Voldemort

PART III: ORDER VS. DEATH EATERS
Algie v. Dorcas
Augie v. Marlene
Amalie v. Remus
Gaz and Lucy v. Fabian
Evan v. James and Lily
Roman v. Sirius
Devona v. Peter
Corban and Huxley v. Moody
Voldemort v. Frank and Alice

PART IV: THE DMLE ARRIVE
Gabby v. Kingsley
Maitland v. Prometheus
Jack v. Ted
Bellatrix v. Nova and Rue

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 5 )

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 4 )

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 3 )

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 2 )

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 1 )

WHO: Sirius Black, mentions of Devona and her House Elf
WHAT: Life as Padfoot aka Snuffles aka L2
WHEN: 30/01/19-02/02/19
WHERE: Devona’s flat
WARNINGS: None

( She threw. He fetched. He returned. )

WHO: Devona Avery and Sirius Black.
WHAT: Devona adopts a new pet!
WHEN: January 30.
WHERE: Outside of her flat building / inside her flat.
WARNINGS: None.

( But in terms of plans Sirius Black made, the more ridiculous the idea the higher the reward payout. )

WHO: Dorcas Meadowes and Sirius Black
WHAT: Discovering more super literal naming tropes of the wizarding world
WHEN: Today at lunch time
WHERE: Dorcas's flat
WARNINGS: None!

( where the fuck is Sirius oh godric Bellatrix is murdering him in a torture dungeon somewhere )

( Daily Prophet, 27 January 2019 )

WHO: Fabian Prewett & Maitland Rosier
WHAT: Investigative journalism
WHEN: January
WHERE: Ministry
WARNINGS: Not really

( It had become an obsession for Fabian. )

Today in Diagon Alley...

Melissa Summersbee staged a one-woman demonstration "in support of the poor, maligned bee." Dressed up in a bee costume, she unleashed tens of thousands of bees (different species, with varying levels of aggression) into the street and yelled "BEES ARE YOUR FRIENDS" at anyone who tried to run away. You're welcome.

WHO: Evan Rosier & Remus Lupin
WHEN: Wednesday, early evening
WHERE: Outside Boof
SUMMARY: A quick encounter and conversation.
WARNINGS: None

( If You Know Who Mentioned me by name, I would be halfway to Timbuktu by now.. )

WHO: Octavius Pepper & Linda Pye
WHAT: Mistakes
WHEN: Early morning, 21 January
WHERE: Linda's

( People do stupid things on the full moon. )

( WWN2: I Said Hey!, 20 January. )