This Is Fine

WHO: Ted Tonks and Sirius Black
WHAT: Post battle boys
WHEN: Late at night following the MILF fight
WHERE: The Tonks home
WARNINGS: None

( You should see the other guy. )

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 5 )

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 4 )

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 3 )

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 2 )

WHO: Algernon Avery, Devona Avery, Sirius Black, Jack Borgin, Gaz Goyle, Bellatrix Lestrange, Roman Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lucy Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Alastor Moody, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gabby Proudfoot, Huxley Pyrites, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, Maitland Rosier, Rue Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Prometheus Singh, Ted Tonks, Lord Voldemort, Nova Williamson and Corban Yaxley
WHAT: The MILF Battle
WHEN: Sunday, 3 February
WHERE: MILF Headquarters
WARNINGS: Violence and Bad Things

( MILF Battle, Part 1 )

WHO: Sirius Black, mentions of Devona and her House Elf
WHAT: Life as Padfoot aka Snuffles aka L2
WHEN: 30/01/19-02/02/19
WHERE: Devona’s flat
WARNINGS: None

( She threw. He fetched. He returned. )

WHO: Devona Avery and Sirius Black.
WHAT: Devona adopts a new pet!
WHEN: January 30.
WHERE: Outside of her flat building / inside her flat.
WARNINGS: None.

( But in terms of plans Sirius Black made, the more ridiculous the idea the higher the reward payout. )

WHO: Dorcas Meadowes and Sirius Black
WHAT: Discovering more super literal naming tropes of the wizarding world
WHEN: Today at lunch time
WHERE: Dorcas's flat
WARNINGS: None!

( where the fuck is Sirius oh godric Bellatrix is murdering him in a torture dungeon somewhere )

WHO: Sirius Black and various NPC employees at St. Mungo’s
WHAT: Sirius Gets a Job
WHEN: 01/07/18, morning through evening
WHERE: St. Mungo’s
WARNINGS: Sirius being Sirius

( Welcome to Saint Mungo’s! )

WHO: Lily Potter and Sirius Black.
WHAT: The passage of the season -- and the evolution of an unlikely friendship.
WHEN: The weekend before Christmas 2013, and the weekend before Christmas 2018.
WHERE: Hogsmeade Village and Chez Potter.
WARNINGS: None, really.

( 'I just wanted --' she pulled her hands from her pockets. A red ribbon dangled out of one of them, pulled loose. '-- I just wanted to ask if you were all right.' )

( Owl for Tessa Macmillan )

( Owl to Charlotte Branstone )

TO: “Charlotte 🎅”, “Brooke 👩‍💻” (group)

[1] Hey doing a round of checking in
[2] Didn’t see either of you
[3] Okay?

( Owl to Charlotte Branstone )

( Delivered to Sirius Black )

WHO: Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and Lucy & Narcissa Malfoy
WHAT: some light b & e
WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: The Malfoy Flat
WARNINGS: light violence and swearing
( Look for anything that screams I’m a murdering terrorist psychopath. )

WHO: Devona Avery and Sirius Black.
WHAT: Getting drinks turns sour. 🥂
WHEN: BACKDATED to Thursday, Dec 6.
WHERE: Non-descript hole-in-the-wall pub.
WARNINGS: None.

( Nostalgia is stupid. )

WHO: Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew
WHAT: spying
WHEN: here and there during the past week
WHERE: here there and everywhere
WARNINGS: Nah

( I wish they’d hurry. )

( Owl to Charlotte Branstone )