November 15th, 2010


[info]aldiara in [info]eskimo_kiss

Deniz's brother needs a name - voting time!

(I know not all of these names were offered as serious suggestions, but I decided to take them as such. YES, THAT INCLUDES EUSTACE. LOL.)

Poll #5751 The Very Important Matter of Deciding the Littlest Öztürk's Name
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Deniz's little brother should be called:

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Alkim, or Kim for short (Turkish meaning "rainbow", insert your own gay jokes)
10 (40.0%)

Berk (Turkish meaning "solid, firm, strong," conveniently doubling as insult)
2 (8.0%)

Best (lazy research can't find Turkish meaning, but just imagine all the "Best Öztürk" puns)
0 (0.0%)

Cem (Turkish meaning "king, sovereign," also many many "come" jokes)
2 (8.0%)

Eren (Turkish meaning "brave, strong hero")
5 (20.0%)

Eustace (Old Greek meaning "good harvest, fruitful," also annoying little twat from Voyage of the Dawn Treader)
0 (0.0%)

Evren (Turkish meaning "the uniserve," will become as Master of the Universe)
1 (4.0%)

Johannes (meaning, er, "god is gracious" or something, more importantly lends itself to German penis jokes)
2 (8.0%)

Perry (too many damn meanings to list, will surely end up solving crime with big bro)
0 (0.0%)

Sergei (Russian meaning "respected")
1 (4.0%)

Tarkan (lazy research can't find Turkish meaning, but will surely become pop idol)
0 (0.0%)

Wolf (because, d'uh)
1 (4.0%)

Yakup (Turkish variant of Jacob, "he who supplants," will, uhm, supplant Frank in Flo's affections)
1 (4.0%)