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It would seem that I have come across a slight problem. I borrowed some tasty items from the cafeteria. I got whipped cream and frosting. And.. fudge chocolate. The hot kind, liquid. Just think of what one could do with all that. Lick it off me, or maybe the reverse can happen, or we can have some real fun

And therein lies my problem. I am just all alone in my dorm, all by myself, and no one to use it with. I think I may have accidentally got some on me by mistake. So maybe someone can please, come in here and lend me some.. err... assistance. Preferably, a hot girl or guy. Mmm.

We're exploring Corey's future if anyone wants to accompany us.

Just in case not everyone is aware, I am the resident psychic.

I am nosy as hell.

I know what you're thinking, and often pass it along to relevant parties.

No, I won't stay out of your head. Yes, I am a bitch.

Libby and I are taking bets on when the next new arrival will show up - and who's going to be there to greet them.

YOU HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIME, CHAMBERS, AND WHEN YOU DO, THE NEW ARRIVALS ARE AT OUR MERCY.

Why am I in this body again? Where am I?

( Tristan Cohen )

In light of Mr. Garwin's recent declaration of singleness, thought it'd be keen to have a list of single people.

So, if you're single and looking, comment here with what category you go under and I'll update the list as time rolls on. And I remember. And stuff.

( The list. Public, but cut for length )

So, since it seems like we're actually here for a while, wolf!Tris, older!Lily, Jaime, and I were thinking about making a day of exploring the worlds, if anyone else wants in.

The qualifiers on you doubles and same-name people are going to kill me ...

And to everyone new, hi!

found chiji and iri and sabri and brax and dar!

no stone, no layna, no big horse, no lief, no kreven.

chiji, do you miss lief?

big horse and layna are happy probably. and kreven.

have a fish someone cook it?

watch the big letters.

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE fier

oops, the last one was wrong.

what other words go big letters?

Whoa.. hold on just a second here! This sure isn't Ipswich. I didn't "use" to get here, I swear What's going on? I don't get it. Well.. maybe if I see some hotties, it'll make my confusion a bit worthwhile.

Oh. Almost forgot. My name is Reid. And before I forget something else, I should get this out too. I'm single. Very single. Mmm.