Escape Mechanism - Forums

So, woke up this morning on a couch that wasn't mine. Wasn't Lils. Wasn't the hospital. Had this little Muggle device right next to me going on about being saved from death.

Little late for that, yeah?

Does anyone else have any better idea of what's really going on here?

All these lovely ladies about an' still no trim. Seems a man has to go to great lengths for things 'round here.