I have heard there is a singles list. I would like to see that, if I may. Or at least a link to it. And I'd like to be put on it. Damien Thorn, under... well.. I like guys and girls. Mmmmmm. Fun times.
And if anyone would like to offer themselves to a young, naughty dark-haired youth like myself... I would be happy to oblige in making sure you have a good time. I sort of excelled in it back in my world.
And besides, I'm horny