Enemies of the Heir, beware!

WHO: Hephestus Crabbe, Olwen Dearborn, Suzie Sahota, and Enid Longbottom
WHAT: After the girls come up with the idea that Hephestus wrote Enid's love letter, each of the girls accosts him to try to verify it.
WHERE: All over school.
WHEN: BACKDATED to March 1st
RATING/STATUS: G. Completed.

( 'My Darling Dearest Enid' did not sound like something Hef would say. Neither did 'I am only a man buried in the fertilizer of love and you've caused me to bloom.' In fact, that one sounded even less like something he'd say than the first. )