Enemies of the Heir, beware!

( Delivered to Aloysius Nott via house elf )

( Left on Ophelia's pillow )

( Handed out to Prosper, Tom, Gilbert, Lancelot, Alphard, Abaris, Barty )

( Left for Lancelot Mulciber in the Slytherin common room )

WHO: Purebloods. I think the majority would have been invited, save Bilius? The Burke's would like to rub all your faces in how you're not as rich and fabulous and glamorous as them, thanks! And the token halfbloods, Felicity, on provision Theia "keeps an eye on her." and Lance. And Tom, but everyone thinks he is pure, so whatever.
WHERE: Hogsmeade, a private home.
WHAT: The 1920s themed Burke-Lestrange engagement party as thrown, organised, and done by Belvina Black-Burke, mother of the groom.
WHEN: 9 February, During Hogsmeade. So. 14:00-17:00.
STATUS/RATING: OOC/IC.
( Burke-Lestrange )

WHO: The Inner Circle
WHEN: 31 January 1943, past curfew.
WHERE: Second floor girls' bathroom, then the CHAMBER OF SECRETS.
WHAT: Being shits. Soundtrack.

Just as Potions ended, each of the Inner Circle members would have discovered a piece of parchment on top of their notes. In Tom's writing, it said:

If you wish to enter the Chamber: 10:15 PM, second floor girls' bathroom. Disillusion yourselves.

After they had left the classroom and read it twice, the note dissolved into a puff of smoke. Sucks for you if you forgot what it said!

At the appointed time, Tom was waiting in the bathroom. Because he waited for everyone to arrive, he was lurking, Disillusioned, in a corner. Because he was nearly invisible, he probably gave them all a bit of a fright when he seemed to appear out of nowhere. But that's What Tom Does.

After this, he Opened the Chamber, so that the sink in Myrtle's bathroom opened into a tunnel. This required speaking Parseltongue, which the IC has seen him do before, but without a snake, probably sounds very creepy. Tom floated lazily down the tunnel, but the other boys could have slid down if they preferred to take Hogwarts' biggest, dirtiest slippy slide.

At the bottom, Tom had cleaned up most of the bones littering the Chamber, though already they were beginning to accumulate again. He made the IC wait in the antechamber while he told the basilisk to keep her eyes closed, as he had friends here and some of them could be rather dim.

Then, he let them into the great cavern with the statue of Slytherin and the giant snake, and they, IDK, frolicked and tried Cruciating some mice running around.

WHO: Myles Montgomery, Lance Mulciber, and whoever wants to react
WHAT: Revenge
WHERE: Just outside the Great Hall! And then in the Great Hall.
WHEN: Monday 27 January, Supper Time. Posted a LITTLE early because Megtoo has to go to class tonight.
STATUS: IC/OOC log

Myles, though not a violent person, was not about to let Lancelot Mulciber's acts against Grizel go unpunished. He'd spent the night practicing his plans, only to be foiled at breakfast by the new (and, he had to admit, overdue) rule about keeping wands away at mealtime. He didn't get a good view of Lancelot Mulciber at lunch, either, so he had to wait yet again. This, however, gave him time to figure out some timing for his spell.

He made excuses and made sure someone went with Grizel to supper, so he could get to the Great Hall early and lie in wait, as unobtrusive as he could make himself. When Lance turned the corner to go into the Hall for supper, Myles hit him with a spell. It wouldn't have done much at first, but over the next few minutes, Lance grew a lovely, buxom set of breasts all his own.



Myles had a really hard time hiding his laughter. He doesn't even care if he gets caught.

WHO: Sebastian Black, Graeme McKinnon, various Slytherins and anyone else who saw.
WHAT: Dinner shenanigans!
WHERE: The Great Halls
WHEN: Sunday night during dinner
STATUS: IC/OOC log

So tonight at dinner, Graeme and Sebastian FINALLY realised their dream and managed to explode two serving bowls of soup at the Slytherin table. Neither of them were terribly subtle about it and they were both were caught. Slytherins, did you get splattered with soup? Who else saw?

More IC Troublemaking Time!! (also getting this up before I have to leave for the night!)

Determined to redeem himself after the fight with Graeme, Lance spent a lot of extra time this week practicing the imperius on various cats around the common room, because he wanted to make sure he could handle it on a person for at least a few seconds by time Friday rolled around.

After classes and just before lunch as everyone was heading towards the Great Hall for food, Lance spotted Lizzy Hale, muggleborn extraordinaire and creator of That Damned List. He managed to cast the Imperius curse on her for a few moments while she was on one of the moving staircases, and had her trip herself face first down the steps. (Emily can decide how hurt she ended up!)

As soon as she started tumbling down the stairs Lance let the spell drop and kept moving into the Great Hall for lunch. A growing lad's gotta eat! (and not stick around the scene of the crime.)

Who: Graeme and Lance (featuring a cameo by Vera)
What: Lance tries to get payback. hahaha failure.
When: After Graeme gets out of detention, before IC Practice Time
Where: A corridor with a 2-Headed Dragon Statue
Status: Log

( There is sex under the cut )

Who: Aloysius and Lance
What: Practicing Unforgivables and being creepy
When: Evening
Where: One of the smaller boy's loos down by the classroom corridor.
Status: Log

( If anyone catches us we'll just say we were snogging. )

Who: Winnifred Wilkes and Lance Mulciber
What: : Studying Part Two. History of Magic. It's unforgivable.
Where: Hogwarts library.
When: Wednesday January 16 1943, After dinner. LANCE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON.
Status: Log

( I remember the Warg Taco Fiend War of 1843 well. )

Who: Winnifred Wilkes, Ophelia Parkinson, Lancelot Mulciber, Plus anyone else in the library who gets annoyed at them.
What: Studying in the library!
Where: Um the library?
When: 10 January 1943
Status: IC/OOC Thread!

( If they are lucky everyone is out doing other things. )

Who: The Great Bicep Feeling of 1943
Where: Outside the Great Hall
When: After lunch Jan 1 1943
What: Gwen, Mairead, Lizzy, and Georgina, Sixth and Seventh Year boys, and scandalized observers.
Status: IC/OOC - If any of the Houses, Professors or Prefects want to yell at them for this, feel free!

( Roll up your sleeves! )

WHO: Everyone! ... That went home for the holidays.
WHEN: 11 o'clock to 5 o'clock
WHAT: The trip back to Hogwarts
WHERE: Hogwarts Express
STATUS/RATING: OOC/IC / PG-13

Back to Hogwarts! The students board the train despite the rumors, but to placate parents' worries, there is a guard of hitwizards that fly around the train throughout the journey to Hogwarts. It seems all will be well, but of course there is always a bit of trouble inside the train. ALGIE AND AUGUSTA'S cat goes wild throughout the train, scratching TRUDY and VOLUNTEER. But that's not as bad as poor LIZZY'S predicament. LANCELOT stuffs her in her trunk without her getting a good look at the culprit! House elves find her in time for the feast.

Do not feel obligated to link what your character gave for Christmas! This is just to save friends lists from being overrun with owl post!

( Left for Myrtle in the bathroom she normally hangs out in )

WHO: The Inner Circle
WHAT: Lake bonding times!
WHERE: By the lake. Then probably roaming over the grounds.
WHEN: 9 December 1942, around 11 PM.
WARNINGS: They will probably be awful somewhat.

( Even when they're not injuring innocent people, the IC are turds )

WHO: Sebastian Black, Lancelot Mulciber, and Aloysius Nott
WHERE: Outside near the Quidditch Pitch
WHAT: Snowmen Pinatas.
WHEN: 8 December 1942
STATUS / RATING: Complete / PG13 for Heirclub Hex Practicing

( Perhaps kissing was a part of snow face. )

At lunch time, Professor Stonem announced that they will be holding a Christmas Nativity play, and that she will be running it instead of Professor Beery, although he'll be assisting (they exchange sweet smiles up on the head table).

She says that this one will be much more under control than the last one. She doesn't need to tell the students that it ended up a bit of a mess, with a number of things having gone wrong.

What professor Stonem DOESN'T say is that this play will be done 100% Muggle (except for lighting). No Magic. They will find out after the play is cast. So it's an excellent way to get your characters into an uncomfortable position.

For conversation's sake, we can "cast" the previous play's cast (1940). If you did not claim a spot on the pcal, you can claim one of these for your characters.

Mary - Sophia Lestrange
Joseph - VOLUNTEER (fell asleep)
Wise Man 1 - Alphard (forgot his lines)
Wise Man 2 - Julian (spoke oddly out of nerves)
Wise Man 3 - Evander (did a good job)
Shepherd 1 - Gilbert (hit someone with their staff)
Shepherd 2 - Myrtle (cried over being cast as a boy)
Angel 1 - Millicent (hit too high of a note.)
Angel 2 - VOLUNTEER (did a bad job overall)
Angel 3 - Helena (magical costume started to disintegrate before Berry kicked her off stage)
Donkey - Student who has left school
Sheep - Minerva (was hit by the staff)
Cow - Hagrid (ran wild on the stage) dragging Lance (the cow's butt) along with him.

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